Location: Toronto, Ontario; outside of Morgana's house
Theme Music: Tool - "Aenema"
The scene opens up in front of a well known sight: the enormous, luxurious home of Morgana, the massive front lawn of which is blanketed in a thick layer of snow. A large stage has been set up on the lawn, and a large banner is draped across it, which bears the grinning face of Morgana and bold pink text reading "Welcome, you faggots." Morgana herself is on the stage, bundled up in a black, full length winter coat, a pink scarf and ear muffs, with flakes of snow dusting her long pink hair. Behind her is a table lined with cupcakes and -- dresses? The SW roster in its entirety is crowded around the stage -- although some, like Sebastian York, are there with obvious reluctance -- and with a wide smile on her lips, Morgy steps up to the stage's sole microphone.
Morgana: Attention douchebags and assholes! Welcome to my house, which is way nicer than anything you can afford.
Sebastian York: Get off the stage, slut!
Standing in the crowd in a red scarf and angrily shaking his mittened fist is Sebastian York, Morgana's opponent for the night. She scoffs with annoyance at his mere presence.
Morgana: Jesus, are you still alive? I was hoping you'd have killed yourself by now. Anyway, tonight's Eternity is taking place here, so I figured I'd welcome you all myself.
Aeolus Wrath: I don't need any welcoming from you! I'm the best wrestler here!
Mark Davis: Uh, no, I'm the best.
Clearly aggravated, Morgana rolls her eyes and taps into the microphone, causing a horrible burst of feedback to erupt from the speakers and silence her petty, arguing co-workers.
Morgana: Much better. Well, since I'm in charge tonight, I figured I'd have a little bit of fun with tonight's --
Chris Extreme: TAKE YOUR TOP OFF AND VOTE FOR CHRIS!
Morgana: What the hell, Chris? It's like, negative a million degrees outside, and I'd never flash any of you anyway. ANYWAY, tonight's card has a few special stipulations.
Turning away briefly from the microphone, Morgy grabs the tray of cupcakes, which are vanilla flavoured with bright pink frosting. She takes a cupcake and extends it toward Sebastian York, who takes it wearily; she then offers one to Chris Carson, who eyes it suspiciously before taking a bite.
Chris Carson: Jesus Christ, there's a nail in here!
Sebastian York: Ugh, there's a tampon in mine! What the fuck!
Morgana: Indeed there is! You see, one of the matches I'm making tonight is a no rules in the kitchen match, and what better way to celebrate THAT than with horrible, tainted cupcakes? And that match, my friends, will be between... DECLAN TURNER AND COOTER MCCOY!
Cooter McCoy: Git 'er done!
Morgana: Ew, stop that. My own match tonight will be the second ever Morgana's bedroom match --
Sebastian York: Where I'll treat you like the slut you are.
Morgana: ...Yeah, good luck with that. And the last match... is CHRIS CARSON VERSUS STEVIE SWING, in an evening gown match!
Out in the crowd, Chris Carson looks enraged and horrified, whereas Stevie Swing looks oddly pleased.
Chris Carson: WHAT?
Stevie Swing: Awesome!
Morgana turns once again to the table behind her, grabbing the two dresses that are laying there off it.They're both ridiculously short and tight -- or they will be, at least, on two strapping grown men -- and are a bright, gaudy pink and covered in sequins.
Morgana: And THESE will be your dresses, gentlemen -- the ugliest ones I could find, I can assure you.
Chris Carson: Fuck that shit. I won't wear it.
Morgana: Oh, really? Because if you don't, you'll automatically be disqualified -- and I know you won't want a loss going into the pay per view.
Chris Carson grumbles angrily to himself, and the roster as a whole bursts into loud conversation and the occasional peal of laughter. Atop the stage, Morgy grins again.
Morgana: Oh, and guys? Anyone who intentionally fucks my house up is paying for the damages out of their own pockets. Just a friendly reminder.
And with the roster grumbling behind her, Morgy turns and walks off the stage, where she heads to her bedroom -- for some hot, hot Sebastian York wrestling.
The cameras switch to Morgana's luxurious, large bedroom, where a referee is already waiting, watching as Morgana enters inside. She picks up the World Title that had been laying on her bed, glares at it and then lovingly places it in a safe location.
Seconds later, the door to her room squeaks open. Standing there, looking ready for his match, is Sebastian York, displaying a straight-face and wanting to start things.
The referee steps in between the two.
Referee: All right, you two. I'm here only to count pinfalls. There's no rules, anything goes. The first person with the pinfall gets the victory...
He holds up a bell.
Referee: This match starts right...
Ding!
Referee: Now!
Just as the referee starts things, Sebastian York, the Impulse Champion, reacts by directly punching Morgana in the face. Caught off-guard. Morgana stumbles back, falling over a nice, plush chair set up in her room, allowing for Sebastian to continue his attack.
Hovering over the World Champion, Sebastian strikes with a series of punches, knees and kicks, wishing to keep her down, but like always, Morgana is able to fight back, thanks to her fighting prowess. After Sebastian lifts her to her feet, he spinning back-chops her neck and then goes to throw her face-first into her wall.
Unfortunately for him, she is able to scurry up the side of the wall, like a goddamn monkey, and then do a kick-flip off, heaving her body towards Sebastian with a moonsault! Stunned into position, he cannot escape her wrath, as she topples onto him, knocking him onto his back.
Of course, Sebastian being a fighter, it isn't enough to keep him permanently down.
Rising back up, he charges at Morgana, only for her to leap into the air, grab onto the chandelier in her room and pull herself up onto it! Absolutely confused, Sebastian turns around, wondering about Morgana's position, only to be caught off-guard, as Morgana swings off her chandelier and flies towards him with a swinging kick to the chest!
The brunt of this kick is enough to knock Sebastian back against the wall, having the oxygen ripped out of his lungs. Returning to a standing position on the floor, Morgana charges at Sebastian, even cartwheeling and backflipping in front of him. With a final contortion, she swings herself through the air, hoping to connect with a body-smack against Sebastian.
...but Sebastian wisely steps to his right, allowing for Morgy to crashland into the wall, knocking her senseless.
Laughing at Morgy's expense, Sebastian stands over the fallen World Champ, grabs her by her pink head and then scoops her up to her feet. Scooping her further up onto his right shoulder, he dashes forward, forcing Morgana's skull to be bashed into the wall, leaving a hole in the plaster.
Tossing Morgana to the side, Sebastian stumbles around, yanks Morgana's mattress off her bed and leaves the steel springs open. Smirking, he takes Morgana to her feet, swats her with a punch and then snap-suplexes her onto the steel springs, resulting in Morgana bouncing around, with the springs digging dangerously into her back!
Sebastian York: How does that feel, Morgy?!
Climbing onto Morgy's bed, Sebastian again lifts her up. In a matter of seconds, he has her lifted back up, only to drop her back down with a Michinokou Driver! Laying his hand across her chest, slapping her tits, he tells the referee to make a cover...
...1...2...
Despite the steel springs digging into her back, Morgana is able to use her right leg to kick Sebastian in the head, thus halting the count!
Angered at the lack of a three-count, Sebastian stands to his feet, while on the bed, and goes to pick Morgana up. However, as he hunches over, she again uses her right leg as a method of offense. From a kneeling position on the springs, she swings her right leg into Sebastian's upper-thigh, following that up with a second kick to his chest, knocking him off the bed.
Finally standing on the edge of the bed, she leaps through the air, grabs onto a steel weight bar and swings herself around the bar like a top-tier gymnast. Swinging her body around, she releases her grip on the bar, flies through the air and then grabs onto Sebastian's head with both of her legs, hitting a hurricanrana! As a result, Sebastian is sent toppling over, knocking him straight into one of Morgana's dressers!
Smash!
Various glass items fall off the dresser, smashing onto Sebastian's head!
Morgana follows up by hitting a sit-down dropkick to Sebastian's chest, smashing him further against the dresser!
Smash!
More glass ornaments spill down, smashing atop Sebastian's head.
Morgana: You're going to pay for all of that, motherfucker!
Sebastian York: Oh yeah?
Before she can strike again, Sebastian reaches up, grabs onto Morgana's shirt and throws her headlong into the dresser's glass mirror, smashing it!
Up to his feet, Sebastian clubs Morgana in the back with some axehandles, following that up with some kicks. He goes to throw her into mirror once more, which would no doubt shatter her face, but as he flings her, she leaps onto the dresser, as if she were some sort of feline.
Springing backward, she twists her body, grabs onto Sebastian's head and then drills him into the floor with a twisting Tornado DDT!
They both spring up, trying to figure out what just happened, with Morgana instantly heading towards the wall. As if she were some parkour specialist, she springs up the wall with both feet, presses off and fires her body at Sebastian like a missile. Landing with both feet on his shoulders, she kicks off him and jumps back towards her dresser.
Landing in the perfect spot, she opens the dresser door and pulls out a bottle of perfume, which she squirts into Sebastian's eyes, as he advances towards her. Blinded by this attack, Sebastian desperately tries to rub the burning liquid out of his eyes, which enables Morgana to go on the attack.
Striking with some right and left kicks, she jumps onto her bed, uses the springs to propel herself and then fires herself back, hitting a vertical moonsault onto Sebastian York, bringing him down! She goes for the cover...
...1...2...
Despite still being blinded, Sebastian York kicks out!
Returning to the attack, Morgana kicks at Sebastian, knocking him against her dresser. In here, he grabs onto one of the lower drawers, pulls it out and then hurls it towards the sound of a heavily breathing Morgana!
Partially thanks to his blindness, Morgy is able to duck the flying drawer, having it smash into the wall, leaving yet another hole behind. Frowning at the damage done, she lets out a loud moan, allowing for Sebastian to grab a second drawer and then whack it against the side of Morgy's head!
Opting to not cover Morgana, Sebastian instead finds a pair of Morgana's panties and stuffs them into her mouth. Picking her up, he topples over the dresser, sending broken glass, wood, dust and debris everywhere. Standing on the fallen dresser, he lifts Morgana up with him, knees her in the stomach and then positions her between his legs with a standing headscissors. Picking her up, he soon drops down, delivering a spike-piledriver through the back of the dresser!
In a daze and still somewhat blinded, he rolls onto Morgana, expecting to have the match won.
...1...2...
However, his plans are thwarted, thanks to Morgana's resilience kicking in, allowing her to roll out of the pinfall!
Distraught over the lack of a pinfall, Sebastian slowly gets to his feet, using the toppled-over dresser to help him stand. Standing at Morgana's head, he again grabs her by her pink hair and lifts her up. Crunching his knuckles into fists, he threatens to strike at Morgana... only to have the World Champion wisely strike with a fist to the testicles.
Hunched over, Sebastian grabs onto his groin, feeling the pain surge throughout. This gives Morgana the chance to momentarily stand to her feet and then flip backwards, resulting in her striking Sebastian in the face with both feet, as she hurdles back.
Landing on her feet, she watches as Sebastian stumbles about, deciding to rumble towards him. Jumping into the air and grabbing onto his head with her legs, she roates around him with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors, twisting him over, leaving him in an awkward daze!
From the rubble in her room, Morgana finds a makeup kit, picks it up and walks towards Sebastian York, who is still not thinking clearly. Kneeling down, Morgana begins applying makeup to Sebastian's face.
Morgana: There, now you will be a pretty member of Team Morgy...
Aghast at what's transpiring, Sebastian quickly becomes awake, stopping Morgana before she can apply lipstick. Wiping off some eyeshadow, Sebastian elbows Morgy in the face, grabs onto her with a waistlock and then pushes her against the wall. Still with his arms wrapped around her waist, they both stumble out, with Sebastian quickly transferring into an attempted "The Hunger", a swinging-fisherman's suplex!
However, as he goes to swing Morgy around, she is able to kick her way out of his clutches, resulting in both competitors swinging around, still on their feet! Thinking quickly, Morgana catches Sebastian with a kick to the stomach, which she then follows-up by grabbing onto Sebastian's face with a 3/4 facelock, hoping to hit the Fata Morgana!
Halfway into the air, Morgana is suddenly halted by Sebastian, who struggles for survival, not wanting Morgana to complete the move. Her legs frantically kick and gallop in mid-air, not wanting anything disastrous to happen. Luckily for her, her legs are able to reach out to the wall, giving her an extra boost, which allows her to push herself back, hitting the Fata Morgana!
Seeing Sebastian York down and out, Morgana returns to a perched position on the chandelier, allowing it to swing back and forth, while Morgana yells, "Wheee!" When the time and momentum is just right, Morgana leaps off the chandelier, twisting through the air, hitting the Morgasm onto Sebastian!
She makes the cover...
...1...2...3!
With the victory, Morgana is barely able to stand to her feet, thanks to Sebastian York. Her room is a mess, things are toppled everywhere, and she, herself, isn't feeling the best. Bevertheless, the referee hands her the World Title, which she affectionately displays, standing back, watching as Sebastian York rises to his feet.
They share a glance, with Morgana stepping up to Sebastian, who appears upset about his defeat. Morgana extends her right hand, looking for Sebastian to shake on it. After thinking about it, Sebastian goes to accept the shake...
...but before he does, Morgana's bedroom door is kicked open, with Chris Carson grinning wide.
Chris Carson: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Morgy, you think you can one-up me? You think you can add another champion to your team? Well, screw you. Because if you think you're taking Sebastian on your team, you've got another thing coming; because I've got news for you.
Stepping back, Morgana drops her hand and looks caustically at "The Creep".
Chris Carson: You see, just as I heard that you were going to select this metrosexual douchebag, I stepped up to plate and stopped things. You see, Sebastian York may be a metrosexual douchebag... but he's a metrosexual douchebag, who is coincidentally a champion. That's why, days ago, I chose him for my team! It's official, Morgy!
Morgana angrily shakes her head, not liking Chris Carson's decision.
Chris Carson: And another thing... how about I just beat you down now, instead of waiting for the pay per view...
With that, Chris Carson speeds towards Morgana, hoping to knock her down and wail on her. Unfortunately for him, Morgy is able to leap into the air, grab onto the steel bar and again propel herself into the air, resulting in Chris Carson's charging behind her.
In fact, not only does he miss his target, but he happens to smash through Morgana's bedroom window and tumble all the way to the outside! Almost in slow-motion, the cameras catch Chris Carson smashing through the window, sending glass shards everywhere and spilling to the outside ground, all while Morgy hops off her bar, looking at "The Creep", who is in disarray.
Wrapping the World Title around her waist, Morgana fixes herself up and brushes past Sebastian York, who will be joining "Team Carson"; and not "Team Morgana".
Who will be the fourth -- and final -- member of Team Morgy?
In any event, Sebastian York has been left alone in Morgana's room.
Winner: Morgana
Sebastian York is seen snooping around in Morgana’s bedroom, the very place where he just had an intense battle with the World Champ. The room is in total disarray, a sign of the carnage and mayhem that took place earlier.
Sebastian York: Come on, she has to have something interesting in here.
Sebastian is rummaging through the drawers of Morgy’s night stand, shifting through all sorts of papers and unmentionables. Not finding anything of interests, he slams the drawer shut in disgust and looks around for any other places where she could be hiding anything interesting. He then looks to the floor and a smile spreads across his face as he kneels onto the floor and looks under the bed.
Sebastian York: Gosh, it’s a mess in here. Someone needs to house train this damn woman.
After moments of searching around underneath the bed, Sebastian then pulls out a long black chest, which reads: "Morgana's sponsored toys."
Sebastian York: I wonder what the hell is in here.
Sebastian opens up the chest, and is greeted by an array of weird looking sex toys. Looking at the chest with a smirk, Sebastian then slips on a pair of gloves and begins to remove certain objects from the chest.
Sebastian York: Bingo.
Happily standing to his feet, Sebastian stuffs one of the toys down a bag and walks away, with horrible intentions on his mind.
Jesus H. Christ, it's a blustery, winterish day... and it's not even officially winter yet! Snow is falling, winds are blowing, people are freezing; including the two men who are currently in the ring: Romeo Valentine and Luthen. These two men are locked up, giving each other headlocks.
Romeo with a headlock.
Luthen escapes.
Luthen with a headlock.
Romeo escapes.
Romeo with a headlock.
Luthen escapes.
Vice-versa for the next several moves.
Suddenly, the screen fizzles out and the image switches to a sunny, clandestine beach, which has Corey Page sitting on a lawn-chair, reclining back, eating McDonalds. The sun beams down onto him, as he watches Sin Wrestling on a remote television, including watching the current match.
Another headlock from Romeo to Luthen!
He watches, his mouth agape with horror.
Corey Page: Holy fuck, this shit sucks, you fags.
Click! With the remote, he turns the channel.
Fizzle.
When the cameras return, both Romeo and Luthen have exited the ring; and have decided to have a snowman building competition, instead. In other words, this match is a no-contest.
Winner: n/a
FLUSH!
The sound of a flushing toilet is heard and the door to the bathroom opens. Out steps Cooter McCoy, who is then joined by Chris Staggs, who steps out from an adjacent room.
Chris Staggs: Damn, this place is huge!
Cooter walks along, not paying much attention to Chris Staggs, barely letting him tag along. In unison, though, they stop outside of Morgana's bedroom door, realizing it is still open from the earlier match. Giving the door a slight nudge, Cooter stomps his way inside and then looks around.
Chris Staggs: Why are we in here? We might catch cooties!
Cooter McCoy: We are trying to find some dirt on Morgana. I've been selected as Chris Carson's partner for the pay per view; an' I may as well get somethin' rolling.
They continue to look around, stopping when Chris Staggs notices the black box that Sebastian York removed from beneath Morgana's bed. With a confused expression, Staggs steps over to the box and peeks inside.
Chris Staggs: Oh my God!
Chris Staggs pulls out a tootsie-roll vibrator, while Cooter McCoy looks around.
Chris Staggs: She has a mini Light Saber! She is so cool!
Cooter McCoy: I don't think that is a light saber.
Chris Staggs: Of course it is! Watch, I bet it lights up!
Confused, Chris Staggs looks at the device for a few seconds and then flips a switch. It begins vibrating.
Chris Staggs: See?! See! Awesome, she has a vibrating light saber!
Cooter McCoy: Yeah, yeah... dude, I can't find nothin' in here. Let's go.
Cooter goes to leave, with Chris Staggs following behind, still with the uh... vibrator/light saber in hand.
Chris Staggs: Morgana is the world champion... she can get another light saber.
Chris Staggs takes the vibrator and the duo leaves Morgy's bedroom.
Declan Turner stands alone in the kitchen, waiting for his opponent to arrive, hunched over and resting his head on his hand. Declan, who is one-quarter of Team Morgana for Santa Claus is Dead!, is suddenly bum-rushed by Cooter McCoy, a member of Team Creep, who strikes Declan across the back of his neck with a clubbing forearm blow!
Knocked down, Declan has nowhere to move, as Cooter instictively grabs a kitchen knife and goes to stab Declan with it, as he is laying on the floor. At the last possible second, Declan realizes this attack; and thus wisely rolls to his right, out of harm's way -- for a few seconds, that is.
Getting right back up, Declan bumps into Morgana's kitchen table, grabs onto two apples that had been nested in a tray, and turns around, witnessing Cooter charging at him with the knife. Danger cascades all around Declan, but he again quickly side-steps out of the way, resulting in Cooter jabbing the knife into a phallic-shaped banana that had also been resting on the table.
Struggling to free the knife, Cooter turns around, only to have Declan heave an apple against his face, dizzying Cooter, who is caught off-guard. Cooter tries to maintain his balance, but once more, Declan throws the second apple, having it ding directly off Cooter's forehead, forcing him to drop the knife out of sheer frustration.
Seeing his opponent weaponless and dazed, Declan immediately springs into action, as he kicks Cooter in the gut, bending him over, only to then leap up with a roaring high-kneelift to the face! This blast is enough to knock Cooter onto the kitchen table, which almost buckles beneath his weight.
Seeing the table sway and begin to lose balance, Declan springs himself onto Morgana's kitchen counter and moonsaults off, sending both himself and Cooter through the kitchen table, sending fruits and cups everywhere! Somewhere in the distance, you can hear Morgana cry out, "JESUS LORD ALMIGHTY! BE CAREFUL!"
Having successfully put Cooter through the table, Declan hovers over his opponent and begins swatting at him with some rapid-fire punches, hoping to knock Cooter unconscios. Cooter, however; being the ornery redneck that he is, shrugs off these blows and soon finds the power within to throw Declan to the side.
Inching up to his feet, Cooter again grabs the kitchen knife; this time using it to throw at Declan's head. Aware of this impending danger, Declan ducks down, having the knife jam itself into one of Morgana's extravagant cupboards. Once again seeing Cooter without a weapon, Declan speeds forward.
...but Cooter catches him, swings him around and then spinebusters him into an unbroken half of the kitchen table, smashing it real good.
Cooter makes the cover on Declan, who continues to lay in the kitchen rubble. The referee makes the pinfall attempt.
...1...2...
At the count of two, Cooter purposely lifts Declan up, stopping the count, wishing to instead unload some more damage onto Declan. After driving an elbow to the base of Declan's head, Cooter lifts his opponent up, jabs at him with some right and left punches to the ribcage and then pounds Declan's head off the kitchen counter. With all of his might, Cooter grabs onto Declan and then sweeps him across the counter, throwing him into various pots, pans, glasses and plates; all of which smash to the floor.
Eventually, Cooter slides Declan completely off the counter, dropping him to the floor, where he then picks up a pot and its cover. Making some noise, smashing the top of it onto the pot, Cooter motions for Declan to stand. Once he does, he goes to jam Declan's head in between the pot and the cover... only to have Declan duck beneath the attack!
Feeling the ringing spread up his arms, Cooter turns around and walks right into... a frying pan held by Declan, who blasts it across the redneck's skull, dropping him to the kitchen floor!
With Cooter in perfect position, Declan begins stomping and kicking at his opponent's heavy chest, backing up, only to charge ahead once more, delivering a running-knee to the head of Cooter, who cannot regain his footing. Continuing to kick Cooter, Declan soon has him hunched over, with his head trapped in between the doors of Morgana's kitchen counter. Seconds later, Declan slams the door shut on Declan's head, no doubt leaving a ringing feeling in his ears!
Still with the door enclosed on Cooter's head, Declan takes more steps back, similar to the prior situation, where he delivered a running-knee to Cooter's head. This time, he dashes forward... but is smasked in the head with a vibrator!
...Out of nowhere, Chris Staggs appears, holding Morgana's vibrator, which he thinks is a lightsaber, in his hand. He whacks it across a charging Declan Turner's head, knocking him loopy, in a standing daze.
Staggs steps over to Cooter, removes his head from the kitchen counter doors and helps him new friend up to his feet.
Chris Staggs: Come on, Cooter! Give him some Cooties!
On his feet, Cooter appears rather dizzy, almost making nonchalant swings in the air, hitting nothing. Finally realizing his predicament, he steps forward, charges up behind Declan and lifts him onto his shoulders ina reverse-fireman's carry position. In no time later, Cooter hits "The Welfare Check" onto the kitchen counter, sending leftover plates, pots and pans scattering everywhere!
Chris Staggs: Yes! Go Team Cooter!
Climbing atop the counter, with Declan at his feet, Cooter decides against going for the count. Instead, he literally rips the kitchen sink out of the counter, sending a spout of water flowing all over the kitchen, enabling Chris Staggs to run over and catch a tiny drink.
Chris Staggs: Mmm!
Standing over Declan, who is still concussed from the Reverse Death Valley Driver, Cooter holds the kitchen sink over his head, about to drop it onto Declan. Before he can drop it, though, Chris Staggs yells out.
Chris Staggs: Wait...!
Cooter McCoy: What? What?!
Chris Staggs: This is the coolest light saber, ever!
Chris Staggs zooms and zags with the vibrator, while Cooter shakes his head... and is then kicked in the gut by a series of rapid-fire martial arts kicks from Declan! These kicks are enough to knock the wind out of Cooter, who accidentally drops the kitchen sink, conveniently into Declan's hands.
Declan rises upwards...
WHAM!
Declan strikes Cooter McCoy with the kitchen sink, sending him lifelessly off the kitchen counter, landing harshly on the floor.
Chris Staggs: Hey! You can't do that to Cooter!
Chris Staggs charges at Declan, wishing to attack with the vibrator once more. However, before he can strike, Declan blocks his arm, forearms Staggs in the throat, knees him in the nose and then steals the vibrator out of his hands. Winding up, Declan then strikes Chris Staggs in the head with Morgana's vibrator, knocking him to the floor!
Chris Staggs: Obi-Wan, nooooooooooooooooo!
Having Chris Staggs collapsed at his feet, Declan turns back to Cooter, grabs his head and then opens the door to the oven. Turning up the heat, Declan proceeds to throw Declan head-first into the over, leaving his legs dangling outside. This allows Declan to soon apply "The Payback", a modified Boston Crab, where he jams his foot into the back of Cooter's boiling head!
In a matter of seconds, Cooter is tapping out; having it being the only idea he can muster up, thanks to the predicament he is in!
Declan, who is covered in kitchen and various other condiments, thanks to being wiped across Morgana's kitchen, has his hand raised by the referee, who then quickly works to remove Cooter from the oven. Exiting the kitchen, Declan appears victorious, worn-down... but tasty!
Cooter, in the meantime, is without victory and slightly overcooked.
Winner: Declan Turner
Next, Sebastian York is seen waiting outside of a door with a black plastic bag in hand and a baseball bat in the other. He motions towards someone. Out of nowhere, The Masked Day Laborer appears, walking out of Morgy's garage, where he has presumably been sleeping, unbeknownst to Morgana. Sebastian tells him to be quiet, as he has an idea in his head.
Sebastian York: Say, you did say that you watched Stevie Swing go in here, right?
The Masked Day Laborer nods his head.
In response, Sebastian reaches into his pocket and pulls out a dollar bill, and hands it to the Masked Day Laborer, who looks at the dollar and then looks back at Sebastian, not content with the amount given. Reluctantly, Sebastian shrugs his shoulders, pulls out more money and hands it to him.
Sebastian York: There you go... $1.60. That’s a full weeks pay for you; now scram.
The Masked Day Laborer pats Sebastian on the back and then disappears just as quickly as he entered.
Sebastian snickers as he focuses back onto the door. Taking a deep breath, he lifts his leg and kicks the door open, where you can catch a glimpse of Stevie Swing sitting on the toilet with a copy of the Torah in hand.
Stevie Swing: What the svitschz...
Before Stevie can even get another word out, Sebastian cracks him on the skull with the baseball bat, completely knocking Stevie out. Dropping down, with his pants down to his knees, Stevie collapses on the floor, while Sebastian grabs the black plastic blag and removes the items that he collected from Morgana's box.
Sebastian York: I told you that I was going to demoralize you; and I meant it, Stevie.
Picking up a large, pink, Morgana-endorsed dildo, Sebastian slides it into Stevie's mouth, disabling Stevie from screaming out. Next, Sebastian removes some black tape from the bag and begins wrapping it around Stevie Swings head, leaving the dildo trapped in his mouth. As Sebastian finishes gagging Stevie, he stands up and laughs, admiring his handy work.
Sebastian York: Maybe now that your mouth is full, you’ll finally shut up.
Sebastian then removes a pair of handcuffs from the bag and handcuffs Stevie’s lifeless body to the pipe underneath the bathroom sink. Seeing that Stevie is perfectly helpless, he then removes a whip that was also found in Morgy’s room. A sadistic smile finds its way onto Sebastian's face, as he then proceeds to whip the helpless Jewish boy.
Multiple lashes later, seeing the welts line Stevie’s body, Sebastian drops the whip and spits on Stevie.
Sebastian York: Don’t blame me, kid; blame your buddy, Morgy, for being such a liberated whore.
Sebastian turns to leave, but turns back and grabs the can of air freshener and sprays it into the air.
Sebastian York: And wash your ass sometimes. You stink.
After placing the container back onto the counter, he simply walks away, leaving Stevie a battered mess. To his side, Stevie sees the Torah and begins reading it, looking for support qand to find the energy to release himself.
The ring is clear, with everyone expecting to move on to the next match, when suddenly, Xander Gates walks down from the backstage area that has been setup on Morgy's lawn. Pushing his way through the fans, who tug and nag at him, he slides into the ring, where he then grabs the microphone from the ring announcer and stuffs his hand into his pocket.
Xander Gates: It's been 2-to-3 weeks now; and still, no one has stepped up to the plate. That is... until now.
True to Xander's words from the last Eternity, he pulls out a wad of cash, containing several 100 dollar bills.
Xander Gates: This is just a small amount compared to what will actually be on the line. I don't care who -- or how many -- I will take on all comers.
He begins to throw the bills down, allowing them to flutter to the canvas.
Xander Gates: We have 100 dollars... 200 dollars... 400... 800... 1200... $20,000 dollars! $20,000 of my own hard-earned cash will be on the line, now who wants a shot? All you gotta do is...
Xander pulls out a contract and a pen.
Xander Gates: ...get out here, walk your ass to this ring and sign this damn thing. Now, come on.
After a few seconds, Xander Gates stands in the ring, waiting for someone to come down. As the crowd awaits to see what will unfold next, they are overcome with a brief amount of shock and panic as the lights suddenly go out. When the beginning of "Out Of My Way" by Seether begins, the arena is filled with several muli-coloured strobe lights pacing around the crowd. This is then followed up by some red, white and blue laser-lights firing from the stage. The little light show is brought to an end when, on cue with the words, "OUT OF MY WAY" first being heard.
A large bang happens with several fireworks going off from the stage and when the smoke settles, it reveals the form of the newcomer, Romeo Valentine. Romeo walks steadily to the ring, where he slips inside, meeting Xander Gates, who has an opinionated expression on his face.
Xander Gates: All right, I get it. You're new. You want a chance to prove yourself, then here you go...
With that, Xander hands the contract and pen over to Romeo Valentine, who quickly signs himself up. When he's done, he hands the paper and the pen back to Xander.
Xander Gates: There we have it. The person who--...
However, he is cut-off by "Trailer Park Life" by The Trailer Park Boys blaring across the speakers.
Xander Gates: Now what?
Both Romeo and Xander stay in the ring, watching as Cooter McCoy steps out from the backstage area. Oddly enough, Cooter has Chris Staggs excitedly circling around him, which Cooter seems to not pay attention to. Nevertheless, he progresses towards the ring, pushes a few fans aside and then rolls into the ring.
Once here, he snatches the contract and pen out of Xander Gates's hand and signs himself up for the match.
Xander, surprised about the second addition, spurts into the microphone.
Xander Gates: Uhm... well, okay! I'll take you on, too. I don't care who else! It's not like I'll be leaving without my 20k, anyhow.
Xander grabs the contract back, leaving the pen in Cooter's hands.
Xander Gates: Now, before Santa Claus's corpse itself can come out here, I'll be leaving!
Not wanting anyone else to sign the contract, Xander nonchalantly swings himself out of the ring, much to the disdain of the fans. He stutters and stammers, trying to pretend he is brave, but it isn't a good enough illusion for the unsusceptible fans.
Xander Gates: Now, I'm tired. And did I say $20,000? I meant $100!
Jeers pour in, but despite Xander's retractions, $20,000 of his own money will be on the line. He exits to the back, looking flustered and annoyed, while Cooter and Romeo remain in the ring, Cooter still carrying Xander's own pen. The scene fades out.
"Time to Dance" by Panic! At The Disco plays across the speakers, thus bringing out Mark Davis, returning to a Sin Wrestling ring for the first time since October. He walks to the ringside area, with a reluctant Aeolus Wrath walking behind him. On the outside, Mark plays to the fans, while Aeolus simply slides inside and slips into the corner, where he awaits his opponents.
A giant, blood dripping globe with a swastika carved into it appears. Chris Extreme's voice is heard shouting viciously in the background.
DIE WHORES!
DIE FAGGOTS!
DIE NIGGERS!
DIE SPICS!
DIE CHINKS!
DIE MUSLIMS!
DIE JEWS!
DIE JESUS!
DIE GOD!
DIE MOTHER EARTH!
DIE HUMANITY DIE!
The heavy metal tune of "Sonne" by Rammstein blasts over the speakers and that brings out a snarling Chris Extreme, who is holding a "Vote Extreme in 2008" banner/sign around his neck. Somewhat behind him is Dan Black, who also receives a loud jeer, not paying much attention to the howling fans; but simply keeping an eye on his enemy, Mark Davis.
Dan Black is the first to enter the ring, where he immediately charges in at Aeolus Wrath, striking him with a running forearm, following that up by simply heaving him over the top rope with a hip-toss. He then turns to Mark Davis, who had not been paying attention, reaches outside of the ring, grabs Davis by the head and then drags him up onto the apron.
Turning Mark around, Dan forcefully heaves Mark Davis into the ring, lacking any sort of compassion for his well-being. Dan continues to pound at Mark, giving him some elbows, forearms and knees, backing him against the ropes, where he then whips Mark out, hoping to take his head off with a clothesline.
However, upon rebounding back, Mark ducks beneath the standing lariat from Dan, and then charges towards the next set of ropes. Springboarding back off the middle rope, Mark swings back, hitting a spinning-roundhouse kick to the chest of Dan Black, slightly staggering him!
Realizing that he hasn't knocked Dan down, Mark leaps into the air and strikes with a spin-kick to Dan's jaw, bringing him down to one knee. He then continues to bounce off the ropes, returning with a seated-dropkick to Dan's face, bringing him down to two knees!
Noticing Aeolus Wrath return to a standing position on the apron, Mark Davis swaggers into his corner and tags out to Aeolus, who promptly hops into the ring, entering over the top rope.
Aeolus, who is smaller in size than Dan Black, uses his high-speed attack to immobilize Dan, who remains on his knees, receiving a mixture of kicks to his back and chest. Aeolus bounces off the set of ropes behind Dan and returns with a dropkick to the back of Dan's head, knocking him onto his stomach.
Kipping-up, Aeolus is quick to return to the attack, as he tries to wrap Dan Black into a Majistral-Cradle. His efforts are flawed, though, as Dan is able to use his strength to his advantage, allowing him to use one hand in pushing Aeolus off and into the ropes. Not liking this, Aeolus storms back, but runs right into a leaping big-boot to the face from Dan, who nearly lobs off Aeolus's skull.
Looking into his corner, Dan Black notices the lack of a partner; as he spots Chris Extreme on the floor, handing out pamplets to men, women and children that can't even vote yet. He goes to hand a pamphlet to one man, but stops upon realizing the man is Mexican. Holding his nose, Chris passes the Mexican man and returns to handing out pamphlets to other audience members, much to the disdain of Dan Black, who shouts to his supposed poartner.
Telling Dan to be quiet, Chris still does not aide his partner, this forcing Dan black to return to the match, all by himself. In the ring, he stomps at Aeolus Wrath's head, picks him up by his long hair and then heaves him strictly into the corner. It's in here, that Dan unloads with a barrage of right-and-left elbow shots, each one striking Aeolus squarely in the jaw.
Whipping Aeolus into the opposite corner, Dan charges in, hoping to make a splash; but instead everyone witnesses Aeolus climb the corner, turn around and then leap overhead Dan Black, and then roll onto his feet. Allowing for Dan to smash into the turnbuckle pads, Aeolus springs into action, charging in, and hitting Dan Black with a running-dropkick into the corner.
Standing back to his feet, Aeolus strikes with a relentless amount of kicks, with the fans wanting him to tag in Mark Davis, wanting Mark to do some damage onto Dan. Aeolus disregards their chants and instead remains in the ring, where he continues kicking and stomping at Dan black, who is forced to sit in the corner.
After placing his foot across Dan's throat, Aeolus climbs to the second rope, pushes himself into the air and then comes vaulting back, delivering a double-kick to the chest of Dan Black, who struggles with the fact his partner remains on the floor, selling himself for political votes.
Louder and louder, the chants for Aeolus to tag in Mark Davis arise, but he continously drowns them out, eventually hitting a scissors-kick to the back of Dan Black's head, knocking him face-first onto the canvas. Furthermore, he climbs to the top rope and dives off, looking to hit a frog splash, which he perfectly lands!
He makes a cover...
...1...2...
Dan Black kicks out, no thanks to Chris Extreme, who didn't even recognize Dan Black as being covered.
Still with the fans chanting for Mark Davis, Aeolus stands to his feet, seemingly about to tag in the requested man for the fans. Before he reaches out, though, he quickly spins around, only to unload with some more kicks to Dan Black's spine.
Despite these rapid-fire kicks, Dan Black is soon able to rise to a kneeling position. Placing his rught hand against Aeolus's chest, he uses all of his strength to push his opponent back, throwing him into his own corner, where Mark Davis is actually able to tag himself in, much to the delight of the fans!
Hopping in over the top rope, receiving a grand applause from the fans, Mark Davis pushes Aeolus Wrath away and focuses solely on Dan Black, charging at him, with a fire in his eyes.
Mark strikes with some savate kicks and then some frontal-kicks to the face. Bouncing off the ropes, he catches Dan Black with a spin-wheel kick, which floors Dan, who goes to roll to the outside. However, before he can exit, Mark Davis stomps up to him, kicks him, and forces him to stay inside of the ring.
Pulling Dan Black up, Mark strikes with a high-roundhouse kick to the face, keeping Dan in place. He then bounces off the ropes and flies at Dan hoping to take him down with a leaping clothesline. At this same time, Dan shrugs off the previous damage and temporarily "awakens", seeing Mark Davis soar towards him. Acting fast, Dan grabs onto Mark and then drops him down with a sidewalk-slam!
Having driven Mark into the canvas, Dan Black makes the cover...
...1...2...
At the count of two, an uneager Aeolus Wrath enters the ring and delivers a kick to the back of Dan black's head, stopping the count. Rising to his feet, an annoyed Dan Black stands upward and goes to grab onto Aeolus, who quickly makes his exit from the ring, just as fast as he had entered.
With nothing to show, Dan turns around and sees Mark Davis rising to a kneeling position. Wanting to do some more damage, Dan unloads with a beastly kick to the ribs, which flings Mark over onto his back, feeling the damage tear into him. When he feels the time is right, Dan lifts Mark up, positions him between his legs with a headscissors, soon lifting Mark up onto his shoulders into a powerbomb position.
Up here, Mark struggles to survive, as he blasts Dan with a series of punches and elbows to the skull. Each shot staggers the former Purity Champion, who stumbles back, nearing the ropes. In due time, Dan, who has Mark on his shoulders, is near enough to Aeolus Wrath, who leaps up and slaps Mark across the shoulder, getting the tag in.
Using the top rope as a springboard, Aeolus Wrath springs through the air and connects with a flying seated-dropkick to the back of Dan Black's right knee! As a result, kicking his legs out from under him, dropping him onto his back, followed by Mark Davis, who slams down onto Dan's chest!
Right away, Dan is attached by Aeolus, barely able to fend him off. It's only after Aeolus misses a spin-kick, that Dan Black leaps from the ring, taps Chris Extreme on the shoulder and then forcefully rolls him inside. Absolutely confused, Chris Extreme stands, trying to figure out what just happened, only to be blitzkrieged by Davis and Aeolus.
Mark Davis leaps at Chris Extreme, striking him with a leaping thrust-kick to the jaw, forcing him to snap around and walk right into a modified AeoShocker from Aeolus Wrath, who jams Chris Extreme's face into the canvas! Aeolus covers Chris Extreme, the Hall of Famer, also receiving some aide from Mark Davis...
...1...2...3!
The two younger SW stars defeat the Sin Wrestling Hall of Famer, while Dan Black walks to the back, wanting nothing to do with Mark Davis, who proudly steps onto the middle rope, pointing at Dan black.
When all is said and done, Mark Davis and Aeolus Wrath exit the ring, leaving Chris Extreme inside, looking disappointed with the loss. He even exits the ring, grabs the microphone and returns inside.
Chris Extreme: That's nothing! Who cares about shitty Tag Trophies? I don't. I'm more concerned with becoming the leader of the free-will... and then the leader of the universe! That's why I'm now offering a challenge to one man... and one man only...
Chris Extreme takes a deep breath and looks to the sky.
Chris Extreme: Jesus Christ, I'm challenging you, you son of a fucking bitch! I'll fucking gut you and rip your intestines out, faggot. What do you have to say about this?
Chris Extreme rips off his "Vote for Chris Extreme" sign and stands back, awaiting a response.
Just then, the Toronto blizzard stops, the sun comes out, birds chirp and a lightning bolt suddenly strikes the ring post. Nodding his head, Chris deliciously licks his lips, looking for a fight.
Chris Extreme: You got it, you son of a motherfucker.
The clouds return, as does the snow. Chris Extreme and his half-frozen cock finally step to the back, wanting to beat up our lord and saviour.
Winner: Aeolus Wrath and Mark Davis
Xander Gates walks backstage, in a huff, about the previous happenings, including the two people that signed the contract. He is stumbling about, trying to get out of the arena, grumbling to himself.
Xander Gates: $20,000? What was I thinking? I'll win this damn match... I must. I will... I... I have my shoelaces untied!
With the contract in hand, Xander bends over to tie his shoelaces, but not before placing the contract and a pen on a nearby table. Whistling, he begins tying a knot, not noticing that a female hand has reached into the scene, has latched onto the contract and the pen. She signs her name.
Xander Gates: There we go. Much better.
He rises, having his laces tied. Unfortunately, a returning Leah Petrelli stands before him, startling him, in the process.
Xander Gates: Huh-- say what? Who... you...
She taps on the piece of paper and giggles.
Leah Petrelli: Do you know what I could do with $20,000?! Tehehe!
She twirls her hair and skips off, while Xander Gates looks over the paper. Yup, she has indeed signed on to the match.
The lights dim into a bloody red glow, then throb to life with a guitar riff like an alarm. As the song evolves into a rhythmic drumbeat and bass line, a haunted version of Queens of the Stone Age’s “Sick, Sick, Sick”, two symbols embossed on alternating red-black backgrounds--the universal red symbol for “no”, and the circle-cross symbol for the female gender--flash with the downbeats across the projector screen. A red-and-black "CC" mix into the subliminal display, while the symbols fuse into a new logo as the flashes quicken.
Chris Carson comes out, wearing a tight, pink and revealing dress, much to the laughter and delight of the fans. As he makes his way to the ring, he threatens several fans with violence. His teeth chatter as he enters the ring, the cold wind blustering away at his underdress.
Action Action’s “Don’t Cut Your Fabric” hits, and Stevie Swing slowly walks out to face the crowd, looking oddly satisfied in wearing a dress. He walks to the ring; taking a few skips, as well. When he finally gets to the ringside area, he rolls inside, not letting the frost getting to his nipples.
The object of the match will be to completely rip your opponent's dress off; an often embarassing match women wrestlers are put in to. Now, thanks to Morgana, the roles have been reversed and it'll be one of Sin Wrestling's men getting embarassed.
The bell rings and the two men meet in the center of the ring, where they immediately begin exchanging punches, knees and various other chops and blows. After each thrust, each man takes a second to re-adjust his dress, not wanting to show off too much.
When all is said and done, Chris Carson gets the best of the punches, using his brawling ability to get the best of Stevie Swing. Knocking Stevie into the ropes, "The Creep" strikes with some punches and then whips Stevie out. Upon Stevie's return, Chris Carson bends over, looking for a backdrop, only to have Stevie leapfrog over this attempt.
Just as Chris Carson turns around, he is met with a clean-cut dropkick from Stevie Swing, which knocks "The Creep" against the ropes, prompting Stevie Swing to leap right back up and charge at his opponent. Seeing Stevie run at him, "The Creep" ducks down once again, sending Stevie Swing airborne!
Thinking he has Stevie backdropped out of the ring, dress and all, Chris Carson turns around, only to be surprised, yet again. Stevie strikes with a forearm to "The Creep"'s face, grabs onto Chris Carson's head and then drops down, choking "The Creep" across the top rope!
Up to his feet, on the side of the apron, Stevie Swing watches as Chris Carson bounds backward, holding his throat. Taking his time, he springboards off the top rope and flies through the air, connecting with a flying corkscrew plancha onto "The Creep"!
Stevie Swing makes a cover, but he is reminded by the referee that, in order to win, you must remove your opponent's dress.
Standing up, Stevie right away begins trying to tear off the tight dress Chris Carson has been forced to wear, even pulling up the leggings of it. Fans laugh and grimace, as they see Chris Carson's pasty white, hairy thighs. Not wanting to be out-done, Steve raises his dress, too, showing off his disgusting legs; getting an equally vomit-like reaction.
Pleased with this response, Stevie returns to kicking and stomping at Chris Carson, trying to remove his dress; the same way Stevie removed his girlfriend's dress on prom night -- vigorously and with a rape-face. Aware of being stripped, Chris Carson kicks and squirms, trying to free himself, finding an opening by striking Stevie in the jaw.
Standing up, fixing the crinkles in his dress, Chris Carson charges in and belts Stevie across the face with a fist. Delivering a slow-motion swinging neckbreaker to his upcoming pay per view partner, Chris Carson brings Stevie down, only to then straddle him and commence pounding away at his face/head.
Stevie, not one to lay down and let the person on top do all the work, instantly reaches up with his feet, locks them around "The Creep"'s shoulders and rolls him off. Rolling up, "The Creep" goes to retaliate, but Stevie is very much aware of this, giving him the chance to duck beneath a running-clothesline attempt!
Spinning around, Stevie tory-a-dours around Chris Carson, armdrags him down, and they both get right back up. "The Creep" charges at Stevie once more, but this time, Stevie swings -- no pun intended -- around Chris Carson, latching onto him with a waistlock. Not liking this, Chris Carson charges forward, not wanting Stevie hanging onto him. Seeing an opening, "The Creep" dives beneath the top rope, causing Stevie to guillotine his head on the top rope!
On the floor, Chris Carson points cockily at his head, telling everyone how much smarter he is than Stevie Swing. He climbs onto the ring apron and then elevates himself to the top turnbuckle, a very odd situation to be in, for "The Creep", who is not known to go to the top that often.
Seeing this, Stevie Swing jumps to his feet and runs into the corner. In here, he jumps off the middle rope, leaps into the air and connects with a perfectly-timed enziguiri, which crotches Chris Carson on the top turnbuckle! As a result, "The Creep" spills off the top, landing back-first on the apron and then rolls off onto the floor.
Moving into the center of the ring, Stevie stands and waits for "The Creep" to rise, as well. When the time is right, "The Dancing Emo King" steamrolls ahead. Diving over the middle rope, Stevie connects with a suicide-dive/flying European-uppercut combination onto "The Creep", spilling both men onto the floor!
Out here, Stevie Swing whips Chris Carson into the ring post and then proceeds to roll him back into the ring. Hopping onto the ring apron, he goes to show "The Creep" how things are really done, as he ascends to the top rope. Diving off, Stevie Swing soars through the air, hoping to hit a moonsault legdrop, only to have Chris Carson roll out of the way, just in the nick of time!
Having watched Stevie land on his rear-end, "The Creep" rushes in and starts stomping the life out of his opponent, soon trying to literally rip the dress off Stevie, getting it almost done, as a tear appears in the back of Stevie's dress. Fearing a loss, Stevie instantly returns with a swinging-elbow to Chris Carson's nose, vaulting him back, seconding that with a backflip-kick!
In a daze, Chris Carson stumbles around, trying to regain his footing, while Stevie stumbles up behind him, yanks on the lower part of the tight dress and rips it off! A raucous erupts from the crowd, as Stevie throws the portion of the dress into the audience. Things are not yet over, however; as Stevie still must rip off the upper-half of the dress.
He goes to follow up, grabbing onto the back of Chris Carson's dress. "The Creep", shivering from the cold, is aware of what Stevie is trying to do, as he strikes with some more back-elbow shots, visibly jarring Stevie, who stumbles back, holding his face. Darting out from the corner, Chris Carson leaps upward, latches onto Stevie's head and bulldogs him to the canvas!
Turning to his side, Chris Carson begins tearing at Steve's dress, having it halfway torn off. In a last ditch effort, Stevie pushes Chris Carson back into the corner, which does nothing but anger "The Creep", who charges back out.
However, Stevie uses his right leg to aim at Chris Carson's head, hoping to hit "The Last Dance" superkick!
It gets ducked!
Chris Carson knees Stevie from behind, striking him in the kidney and then applies a reverse-facelock, which soon aides him in hitting a reverse-suplex! Still holding onto Stevie, "The Creep" stands up... and then hits "The C.C. Bomb"!
Rejuvenated, Chris Carson stands to his feet, places both hands onto Stevie's dress and rips at it...
It slides all the way off!
"The Creep" wins!
Looking sick, Chris Carson throws down the dress, while Morgana walks out at the top of the entrance. With the World Title in her grasps, she walks to the ringside area, clapping her hands sarcastically. She then grabs the microphone from the ring announcer.
Morgana: Very pretty, boys. But now it's time to announce my final team mate. You may have sniped Sebastian York out from under my nose, "Creep", but you can't take "the best". That's right, my third and final partner for Santa Claus is Dead! is...
A hushed silence...
Morgana: Mark Davis!
Upon delivering his name, Mark Davis walks out from behind the curtains, receiving a loud ovation from the fans... only to be then attacked by Dan Black, which then brings out Chris Extreme, who slaps Dan Black across the back of the head.
Out next, is Cooter McCoy, still looking burnt, who begins striking anyone who isn't on "Team Creep".
As this occurs, Chris Carson attacks Morgana.
Oh fuck, Declan Turner is out and he is sticking up for Team Morgy.
Aeolus Wrath is out next, getting into the fray... along with every other roster member. Within seconds, every member of the Sin Wrestling roster is on Morgana's front lawn, brawling and fighting with each other.
All except for one man...
Sebastian York.
Winner: Chris Carson
As the night closes out, Sebastian York is seen in Morgana's living room with a bundle of fireworks in his arms.
Sebastian York: It was really nice of Morgana to let us use her house for this event. I have to thank her and make sure that Eternity ends with a bang.
Placing the fireworks onto the floor. He lights them all and hurries out of the room...
BOOM!
Fireworks crackle and explode all over her living room. As the scene fades out, the camera shot goes outside of Morgana's house, where lights are shown flickering and bursting in Morgy's living-room. On top of that, off in the distance, you can hear Morgana scream out.
Morgana: Sebastian York, you'll pay for this!
That's followed up by Chris Carson and a host of other voices.
Chris Carson: Haha, the bitch had it coming. Do I know how to pick 'em, or what?
Declan Turner: Don't worry, Morgy; I'm a lawyer. You can sue for this.
Mark Davis: I'm the best.
Stevie Swing: Does this dress make me look fat?
Chris Carson: Why the hell did you put that dress back on?
Stevie Swing: Uh... anyhow, I'm going to be the next World Champion -- and I'm going to kill Sebastian York and give him a nice Jew funeral.
Cooter McCoy: Chris Staggs, get your finger out of there!
Chris Staggs: FIREWORKS!
Chris Extreme: Vote Chris Extreme as the President of the United States. Fuck you, Jesus.
The image fades out.
Morgana: I'm going to gut each and every one of you.
Mark Davis: Hey! I'm on your team!
Chris Carson: Heh... Team Carson vs. Team Morgy... Santa Claus is Dead! And Morgy will join him.
The sound of crackling fireworks is heard and the credits roll.