Event Date: Friday, December 5th, 2008
Theme Song: Strung Out - "Bring Out Your Dead"
"Ho... ho... ho... Merry Christmas!"
A mall Santa sits amongst a bevy of kids, ringing a bell and being jolly. A tall, pink-haired woman strolls through the children and plops herself on Santa's lap, grinding her asshole into his crotch.
Santa Claus: Ho... ho... ho... holy boner.
This woman, Morgana, seductively plays with her hair and even ruffles Santa's white beard.
Santa Claus: And what do you want for Christmas, dear?
Santa, all flustered, questions Morgana.
Morgana: Hmmm... Santa, I want some jewelry; a new dress; a puppy; a necklace for my Wifey, Adora; a new television set; and the Sin Wrestling Championship.
Santa Claus: Oh, ho ho--...
Morgana: Oh, and world peace!
Santa Claus: ...Well shit, Santa can't bring that.
The sounds of crying children is overheard and the music in the mall switches to The Grinch's theme song... just with altered lyrics.
you're a mean one... Mrs. Swing...
...you really are a heel...
you're as cuddly as a cactus...
you're as charming as an eel...
Mrs. Swiiiiiiiing....
Throwing kids left and right, Stevie Swing walks up Santa and Morgana. Upon seeing Stevie, who is wearing a Santa hat, Morgana rolls her eyes, stands and rips herself away from Santa.
Stevie Swing: Move it, sweet tits, it's my turn. Besides, there's no way in hell you're going to survive the match at the pay per view. This is going to be Christmas at Stevie's; I have the advantage. I'm not losing this title--...
She points to the title that's hanging from her right shoulder.
Stevie Swing: Not to you; not to anyone on your team... and not even to anyone on my team!
Morgana: We'll see about this.
In Morgana's place, Stevie sits on Santa's lap, grinding harder against his crotch, rushing all blood to his groin.
Santa Claus: Oh Jesus, Santa can't take much more of this.
Stevie Swing: For Christmas, Santa...
Stevie glares angrily at Morgana.
Stevie Swing: I want Morgana to die! I want her to get cerebral palsy and then drop dead! I want her crippled! I want her stupid pink hair ripped to shreds. I want her between my legs. And... wait, no, forget I said that last one.
Santa gulps, while Morgana folds her arms and rolls her eyes.
Morgana: You wish.
Stevie Swing: Don't interrupt me, I'm talking!
She turns back to Santa and tugs on his beard, accidentally pulling it off, revealing a random hobo acting as the mall Santa.
Stevie Swing: Hey, what the fuck? This isn't the real thing. I'm getting my dreidel and reporting this to the cops.
Standing up, Stevie Swing gets in Morgy's face.
Stevie Swing: You'll have a surprise tonight. Not you; or Sebastian York can do anything about it.
She fires her middle finger in Morgana's face and walks away, acting all badass.
...Chris Extreme drunkenly stumbles in and sits on Santa's lap, crushing his erection.
Santa Claus: Ow, fuck why!
Chris looks at Santa, whose beard has been pulled down. Fixing it, he looks awkwardly at him.
Chris Extreme: Wait a second... didn't I kill you two years ago?
Santa Claus: God... my cock... get off me!
Chris Extreme: Anyhow, this year, for Christmas, I want Morgcedes to be my partner...
In a fit, Santa shoves Chris Extreme off him, pushing him onto the floor. Santa stands to his feet, pushes his way past an elf and goes to his room, possibly to fix his penis. Chris Extreme, in the meantime, remains on the floor and waves to a discontent Morgana.
Chris Extreme: Hi Morgcedes.
Shrugging her shoulders, Morgana walks off.
Chris Extreme: Why does everyone do that?! Maybe Stevie is right... maybe Morgcedes doesn't want to be my partner...
He curls his fists together and an angry wrath befills him. A random kid walks up to him and then offers him a candy cane.
Kid: Hello, sir.
Chris Extreme: Give me that!
...Okay, so maybe Chris rips the candy cane from the child's hands, causing him to runaway and cry. At least Chris Extreme is joining his candy, right?!
The final Eternity before Christmas at Stevie's officially begins with several newcomers making their way to the ringside area. These people include Jenna Knix, a jovial, hard-working young woman; Felix Fliehr, a deeply religious, but spirited man; Hell's Keeper, a large, brooding, monster of a man; and Cameron Blake, a brash young man with something to prove.
Everyone packed inside the Mall of America watch with intent, as the four competitors enter the ring, ready to begin things. When the bell eventually rings, they watch as they pair off with one another.
Hell's Keeper immediately goes after Eli Fliehr, wanting to make him Eli's lord and master, using his power to trap him in the corner; while Cameron and Knix lock-up, with Cameron using his techinique to take her down and ground her. Against the corner, Eli is about to be pounded by the gigantic Hell's Keeper, but he squeaks out underneath Keeper's left arm, allowing him to dropkick Hell's Keeper into the corner.
On the other side of the ring, Jenna Knix tries to outmaneuver Cameron Blake, but it's useless. After she attempts a waistlock, he quickly negates it with a swinging-elbow, which he soon uses to dizzy Jenna, allowing him to duck down, grab her left foot and then single-leg trip her.
From here, Cameron goes to apply a single-leg grapevine submission on Jenna, but his attempt is soon thwarted by Felix, who turns away from Hell's Keeper, hitting Cameron with a spin-wheel kick! As Cameron goes to crawl back up, Felix sunset-flips over him, trying for a rollup, but Camera retains his standing position...
...until Hell's Keeper bolts off the ropes and returns with a big boot to Blake's face, effectively knocking him over! Felix Fliehr is able to complete the sunset-flip, allowing the referee begin the pinfall...
...1...2...
However, the looming Hell's Keeper towers in, grabs onto Felix's neck from behind and yanks him up to his feet. Delivering an uppercut to Felix's throat/jaw, he soon presses him into the air and then throws him towards Cameron Blake and Jenna Knix, knocking them down like bowling pins!
Thanks to his strength, Hell's Keeper is able to control the match for the time being. For example, he running-powerslams Felix to the canvas; sidewalk slams Cameron Blake down, pancaking him into the mat; and nearly lobs off Jenna Knix's head with a vicious clothesline, sending her spiralling into the corner!
When Keeper goes to follow up with an avalanche into the corner on Knix, Cameron Blake wisely grabs onto Jenna, pulls on her hair and heaves her out of harm's way, thus making Hell's Keeper smashing into the turnbuckle pads! On top of that, Cameron springs to his feet, nails a dropkick, which stumbles Keeper against the ropes. It isn't until Felix Fliehr steps that they are able to double-team dropkick Hell's Keeper up-and-over the top rope, sending him to the floor!
...unfortunately for them, he safely lands on his feet...
...which Felix Fliehr hopes to put an end to, as he springboards off the furthest set of ropes with a massive charge. Headed forward, he somersaults over the top rope with a dive, landing atop Hell's Keeper with a somersault plancha, officially taking him down and out!
Cameron Blake is about to leap from the ring, too; but before he can, Jenna Knix springs at him, trying to kick him in the gut. However, he sees the shot coming, enabling him to latch onto her foot and bring her down with a Dragonscrew legwhip!
Rolling right back up, still with her leg tucked underneath his arm, he locks on the Sharpshooter, hoping for a submission. Aware of this, Felix Fliehr goes to slide back into the ring, but he is halted by Hell's Keeper, who has stood back up. Keeper strikes Felix with a clubbing blow, stopping him in his tracks, just as Jenna Knix taps out!
The referee moves in, motioning Cameron Blake as the winner, prompting Blake to release the hold and lift his arm into the air. Blake doesn't stay around for long, though; despite the cheers for his victory, as Hell's Keeper takes his frustration out on Felix Fliehr.
On the floor, Hell's Keeper lifts Felix onto his shoulder and then rams him headfirst into the ring post, only to follow that up by whipping him onto the floor! The final scenes for this match are of Felix Fliehr laid out on the floor, with an angry Hell's Keeper standing above him.
In contrast, Cameron Blake walks happily to the back, passing through the curtain.
Winner: Cameron Blake
In a change of scenaro, the camera reverts to the back, showing Steven Jones preparing for his next matchup. Out of nowhere, Ace Rodgers steps into the scene, popping out from a horde of officials.
Ace Rodgers: Hey, Steven, I see you're ready for your upcoming match against Billy Badson. Badson's a veteran of the ring, you're coming off your first and only loss in Sin Wrestling, what do you have to say about that?
Steven Jones: First of all, I wasn't actually pinned, let me remind you of that. Secondly, I know about Badson. I've seen him in the ring. I know of his trade and know of his training academy. I won't back down...
Tony Millennia walks into the scene, interrupting the interview, a situation Tony has found him in a lot lately. Even with his Tag Wars Qualifier later in the evening, he looks despondent, but still gets in Steven Jones's face.
Steven Jones: What do you want?
Tony Millennia: How dare. How dare you get involved in my business. Do you know who you're dealing with? I'll destroy you. Don't you ever stick your nose in my business, ever again.
Steven Jones: Oh, you're refering to me saving that pour sap, Axl Lionsworth. Look, you prick, listen up, you want to blindside and attack someone -- you try it on someone that can defend himself.
Tony Millennia: Like, say... you...
Tony releases a vicious slap to the cheek of Steven Jones.
Steven Jones: Oh yeah, just like that...!
Springing at Tony like a rabid animal, Steven begins clubbing him with forearms and punches. Thanks to this brawling, interrupted shoppers go running everywhere, trying to find safety. It takes several seconds for officials to seperate the two men, but they soon get the job done, with Steven Jones plucked away, ready for his upcoming match.
The scene cuts to a shot of Sebastian York, who is seen in one of the mall's department stores. One of the blue, one of the mall workers walks up to him...
Worker: Hey, aren't you Sebastian York?
Sebastian York: I sure am, what can I do for you?
Worker: Aren't you supposed to be wrestling?
Sebastian York: Nope, I don't go on until later in the night, so I figured I might as well get some Christmas shopping done.
Worker: Oh cool. So, can I help you with anything, Mr. York?
Sebastian York: As a matter of fact, there is. Do you know where the children's section is?
Worker: Yes, it's right over there.
The worker points Sebastian into the direction of the children's section.
Sebastian York: THanks a lot, man.
Worker: No problem. Good luck out there tonight!
Sebastian nods his head and walks towards the children's section. As he walks down the first aisle, he ironically happens to bump into his Tag Wars partner, and Ultimate Survival teammate, Chris Carson.
Chris Carson: Jesus christ, Yorkie, can't you watch where the hell you're going?
Sebastian York: My fault, partner. Didn't think I'd bump into you here.
Chris Carson: Yeah... well...
Carson attempts to brush past York, but York grabs him by the arm, causing Carson to turn back with an attitude.
Chris Carson: I'm not the one to have people putting their hands on me. You -- of all people -- should know that.
Sebastian York: Whoa, there, calm down, big guy. I just wanted to say "thank you" for coming through for the team last week.
Chris Carson: First off, let's get one thing straight, Yorkie. There is no TEAM. It's just you... and I.
Sebastian York: Yeah, yeah... whatever you say. Let's just make sure we do that at the pay per view.
Chris Carson: Are you done with your pep talk, yet? I have things to do and a match to get ready for.
Carson walks away, but Sebastian runs behind him and grabs him by the arm for the second time.
Chris Carson: Yorkie, I swear... if you put your hands on me once more...
Sebastian York: Alright... alright; but listen, I just want to make sure we're on the same page here. In order to win as a team, we've got to...
Sebastian notices Carson tensing up and glaring at him, stopping in mid-sentence.
Sebastian YorK: Right... right... there is no team. But look, I have a plan.
A suspicious nod from "The Creep".
Chris Carson: What kind of plan ya talkin' about?
Random Girl: Look, Mommy, they're standing under the missletoe!
Carson and York turn towards the little girl's voice, only to see a little girl pointing at them. They both look up and see the unfortunate missletoe hanging above them.
Sebastian York: Well, I'll be damned...
The two men look at each other, with "The Creep" having an aura of shock on his face. Sebastian then grabs Carson by the head and attempts to plant a kiss on his forehead, but Carson blocks it.
Chris Carson: Get the hell offa me! Have you lost your mind, Yorkie? Has all that bleach gone to your head?
Sebastian York: I'm just following the rules!
Carson turns around and begins storming away.
Chris Carson: Fuck your rules! Men like me don't follow the same rules as men like you!
"The Creep" storms away as Sebastian takes off after him.
Sebastian York: Wait, Carson...! Come back! You haven't heard my plan yet!
The scene then fades out.
As expected, the match begins with much technical flavor. Badson applies a side-headlock, but Steven Jones uses a top-wristlock to escape the hold, soon transferring into a headlock of his own. After being thrown into the ropes, Jones returns with a shoulderblock to Badson, knocking the older gent down, giving Steven the chance to go on the attack.
Delivering his own headlock-takedown, Steven immediately pops back up, only to bring Badson down with a side-arm judo toss. Using some rapid-fire kicks, Jones backs Badson into the corner, where he uses the middle rope to spring himself into the air and assault him with a front-kick to the face!
In a daze, Billy Badson stumbles out, holding his face, enabling Steven to come up behind him and use another martial arts throw to take him down. Steven is quick to make the cover...
...1...2...
However, Billy Badson quickly pops his shoulder up at the count of two!
Not yet done, Steven Jones picks Badson off the canvas, giving him some knife-edge chops, none of which Badson can block. Backing Billy against the ropes, Jones whips him out... only to have the whip reversed at the last second!
Ducking down, Billy backdrops Steven Jones, much to his delight, hoping to regain the advantage in the match. Unfortunately for him, Steven is quick to pop up, life returning to him.
Nailing a quick swing-kick to the Billy's gut, he hunches Badson over, nails another front-kick and then hammerlocks him... only to quickly legsweep/clothesline Badson off his feet in one full swoop!
Again, Steven drops down, making the count...
...1...2...
...and yet again, Badson is able to pop his shoulder up!
Steven Jones slaps his hands off the canvas and picks Badson back up. Pushing him into the corner, using some fists for his own sake, Jones whips him across the ring and follows in, delivering a running-high knee into the corner, jamming his kneecap into Badson's jaw! On top of that, he latches onto Billy's head and goes to running-bulldog him out... but Badson hangs onto the top rope! As a result, Steven Jones falls flat on his back!
Hoping to take advantage of this miscue, Billy strikes at Steven with some chops and punches. Whipping Jones into the ropes, he hopes to nail a perfectly-timed clothesline, but Steven side-steps the attack and grabs onto Billy's neck and arms. A second later, Steven Jones brings Badson down with the "End of the Line", following that into an Anaconda Vice, which he calls "Sweet Dreams, Bitch!"
Unable to escape the hold, Billy Badson taps, thus giving the victory to Steven Jones, who returns to his winning ways. This victory propels Steven into Christmas at Stevie's, where he moves into the ultraviolence Title match, looking to become the next champ.
When all is said and done, Billy Badson rises, looking at Steven Jones. Badson extends his hand for a handshake, which Jones politely accepts, much to the joy of the fans in attendance.
Victorious, Steven Jones rolls out of the ring and walks to the back, while Billy Badson remains in the ring, getting some cheers from the fans.
Winner: Steven Jones
The cameras switch to the back, showing Chris Carson's ex-wife, Julia, standing in the shopping mall with Chris, Jr. Alongside them is Casanova, Carson's nemesis, allowing for Chris Jr. to play and look at various toys, some of which include various Sin Wrestling action figures.
Julia: I can't believe this...
Julia turns to Casanova, looking annoyed, while letting her son continue to play.
Julia: I'm being forced... into a shark tank?! How can they do this?!
Casanova: No worries. I've got it all covered, there's nothing to worry about.
Julia: But... it's a shark cage! And they're going to hold me above the ring with it -- in the air!
Casanova: Heh. Don't worry about it, I said.
Julia: They can't do this! They shouldn't--...
Becoming annoyed with her bickering, Casanova watches as Chris Jr. picks up a Chris Carson action figure. Angrily grabbing it and tossing it away, Casanova begins yelling at the child.
Casanova: Your daddy is a nothing, Chris. A no-good failure! You've seen how I've beated him and bloodied him, didn't you?
Chris Jr. is horrified -- and rightfully so.
Chris Jr: But-- b-- but... he beat you up last week!
Chris Jr. giggles and laughs, like how a child should, which infuriates Casanova.
Casanova: Your daddy is a nothing. In fact, you need to start calling me your daddy. That's right son... I'm your daddy now. You'll spend Christmas at my place. By the way, Santa Claus isn't real.
Horror spills over the child, while Casanova delightfully amuses himself at Chris Carson's son's expense.
Chris Jr: Waaahhhh... mommy! Mommy! Santa isn't real?!
Julia: Ugh... look what you've done. All this crying... and I've got to be in a cage, above the ring.
Grabbing Chris Jr., Julia walks away, leaving Casanova to give a fanged-snare into the camera lens.
Jay is seen backstage near her small dressing room, holding a Vodka bottle. She looks around suspiciously and tries to open the new bottle, but then she hears a noise and awkwardly hides behind a table that offers little camouflage. Anna Hingis turns the corner wearing the shortest skirt imaginable, flipping her long blonde ponytail back and forth. Jay furrows her brows and stands up, startling Anna.
Anna Hingis: Jeebus! What the hell are you doing back there?
Jay: My name is Alex Trebek; welcome to Jeopardy.
Anna Hingis: The fuck are you talking about?
Jay scratches her head with the bottle and steps out from her sad hiding place.
Jay: Damn you're a hard one to confuse. Who are you anyway? Another new person?
Anna Hingis: Yeah, I'm Anna Hingis. You're 'Jay' right?
Jay: I'll be damned. Someone actually knows my name. Yes, yes, I will sign your autograph and tits, newbie.
Anna rolls her eyes indignantly.
Anna Hingis: No, more like I'd sign your autograph, bitch. Anyway, I was just looking for a new dressing room. Yours is too pathetic for me to inhabit.
Jay: Tell me about it. There's illegal Mexicans hiding all up in that linen closet. I had to go to the Women's Lockerroom to change. The WOMEN'S LOCKERROOM!
Jay yells in mock outrage. Anna nods.
Anna Hingis: I understand your pain. I mean I'm the hottest piece of ass around here, and I don't even have a proper place to change? This is ridiculous.
Jay examines Anna from head to toe.
Jay: Indeed. Now that I'm not the hottest new piece of ass, maybe people will take me somewhat seriously. That's a big maybe though.
Jay shrugs.
Jay: Oh well. Anna, was it? Please take this bottle on my behalf. I have like ten more in my pick-up. Welcome to Sin Wrestling! Don't drop the soap!
Jay hands Anna the Vodka and goes back in her small dressing room to change. Anna is perplexed at first, but then she shrugs and begins untwisting the top of the bottle.
The newcomer, Anna Hingis, is out first to "KimDracula" by The Deftones. She gets a varied reaction from the fans, as she flaunts about in front of them, waiting for her opponent...
...which is, of course, "The Creep" Chris Carson, who has been mingled in a violent, personal, blood-feud with Sin Wrestling Hall of Famer, Casanova. Walking to the ring, Chris Carson is all serious business, sliding inside, wanting to immediately get things started.
Once the bell rings, Anna steps up to him, mouthing some words to him, which is never a good idea. Responding with a slap to the face, the fans actually cheer for this, not liking Anna's insolent behaviour. Shocked, she immediately responds by trying to slap "The Creep" back, only to have the attempt blocked by "The Creep", who uses his own right hand to hold onto her wrist.
Thankfully for Anna, she quickly uses her fingernails to claw Carson in the eyes, finding freedom, allowing herself to then kick him in the kneecap. Bouncing off the ropes, she instantly returns with a seated-dropkick to the same right knee, bringing Carson down onto the canvas, with her trying to capitalize with a Majistral Cradle...
...1...2...
However, "The Creep" kicks vigorously kicks out!
Trying to use her high-flying prowess to her advantage, Anna takes to the top rope, after delivering several dropkicks. Climbing to the top turnbuckle, she dives off, hoping to nail a flying crossbody... but Carson has other plans!
Catching her in mid-air, "The Creep" swings her over and delivers a powerslam, knocking the breath out of Anna, who rolls over, holding her ribs!
When "The Creep" rises, he's about to go back onto the attack, only to have Anna sneakily save herself with an elbow to his crotch, which hunches him over. Grabbing onto his head, she climbs the ropes, trying for a springboard-bulldog... but "The Creep" pushes her out, dropping her onto her rear-end!
From here, "The Creep" takes over, even nailing "The Wifebeater" on her, drilling her severely into the canvas!
He covers Anna Hingis...
...1...
The fans count along...
...2...
...
At the last second, Anna places her left foot on the bottom rope, thus stopping the count, much to the chagrin of all the fans!
The crowd roars out loud, not happy with the referee's count, not realizing that Carson's ex-wife, Julia, is making her way down to the ringside area. On her right is Chris Jr.; and in her left hand, she holds the contract that states she will be placed in the shark cage, above the ring.
Just as he notices Julia, Carson turns his attention away from Anna Hingis, allowing for her to slowly recouperate in the corner. In the meantime, Julia climbs onto the ring apron, along with Chris Jr., holding the contract in "The Creep"'s face, yelling at him. Not minding this, Chris goes to try and yank away his son, but Julia pulls him back.
As all of this occurs, the referee steps in between Carson and his ex-wife, reminding "The Creep" that he can't touch her. However, this gives Casanova the chance to run from the crowd, slide into the ring and stand behind Chris Carson, who is unaware of his nemesis' presence.
When the ref turns to Julia, trying to get her to go to the back, Chris Carson turns around... only to walk right into the "Destiny Calling" from Casanova, just as the referee turns around! Upon seeing this, the referee immediately calls for the bell, disqualifying the match, giving Chris Carson the DQ victory!
Angered, horrified and annoyed at this, Anna Hingis rolls to the outside, where she slaps her hands off the canvas. A few fans laugh at her expense, but she gets in their face, screeching at and threatening them.
In the ring, Casanova straddles Chris Carson, pounding him over-and-over again with his fists, cutting him wide open, with his talon-like fingers. Despite the flow of blood, Carson kicks Casanova off him and rolls onto his enemy, delivering some punches of his own. Both of them continue slugging it out, much to the joy of the fans, who are on their feet, yelling out loud.
Running from the backstage area, a load of Sin Wrestling officials spill into the ring, seperating both men. Despite these, they both try to get back at each other, with a bloodied "Creep" pushing several referees aside.
All of this ruckus eventually brings out the owner of Sin Wrestling, Corey Page, who steps out, holding a microphone in his hand.
Corey Page: This needs to end! This needs to end now!
The fighting in the ring dies down for a few seconds, while Corey talks.
Corey Page: At Christmas at Stevie's, I decided to put Julia into that cage to make sure she doesn't get involved in the match. However, it appears that won't be enough...
Out of nowhere, Chris Carson pulls a spike from his boot, trying to run across the ring at Casanova, wanting to bludgeon him. Even with Casanova's taunts, "The Creep" is held back by a half-dozen referees, who also push Casanova back.
Corey Page: You want to beat the shit out of each other... to make each other bleed... then good! You'll have your chance at the pay per view, in a Bloodbath Match. What I'm saying is that in order to win the match -- and also become the number one contender to the World Title -- you must make your opponent bleed before pinning or submitting him!
Both aggressive men look pleased with this announcement.
Corey Page: Now, I've got Christmas presents to buy. So, uh, everyone be nice because Santa is watching!
Corey Page returns to the back, but the animosity between "The Creep" and Casanova remains. Referees and officials stand in between both men, including a spike-wielding Chris Carson, as the image fades out.
Winner: Chris Carson (via DQ)
Up next, the scene cuts to a shot of Morgana sitting down in one of the mall's restaurants, eating a plate of French Fries, which she gazes lovingly into. Suddenly, Sebastian York comes from out of nowhere, holding a gift wrapped box and takes a seat across from her.
Sebastian York: Hey Morgy.
Staring blankly, Morgana wonders why he has disturbed her.
Morgana: York, if this is your dick in a box, I swear to God...
Sebastian brushes her plate of food onto the floor and places the box in its place.
Morgana: Hey, my food! I was eating that!
Sebastian York: Don't worry about that; just get some more, this is more important!
Morgana looks at Sebastian, as if he's lost his mind.
Sebastian York: Listen, Morgy, I know we haven't always seen eye-to-eye...
Morgana: You got that right.
Sebastian York: ...hell, I even know that you think I'm a joke...
Morgana: True.
Sebastian York: ...but you know what? That doesn't matter to me. All issues aside, I still would like to welcome you to the team. So, here's a little gift.
Smiling, Sebastian nudges the box towards her. Curiousity piqued, she lays her hand on it...
Morgana: York, I don't know what you're up to, but I swear...
Sebastian York: Listen, I'm not trying to play any games, I'm being sincere here. From here on out, until the end of Christmas at Stevie's--...
Morgana: [mumbling] ...should have been at Morgy's.
Sebastian York: ...you and Carson are my only concerns, I'm going to make sure that you two are in perfect condition for the pay per view... there's too much riding on it.
Shrugging her shoulders, Morgana begins unwrapping the box.
Sebastian YOrk: So... do you like it?
Morgana pulls out a pink shirt that matches her hair. The front of the shirt says...
The back of it reads...
Arching an eyebrow, Morgana looks at the shirt and then at York.
Morgana: Great. I hate it.
Sebastian gets up and walks towards her.
Sebastian York: I had a feeling you'd say that! I knew you'd love it!
He bends down and hugs Morgy, who pushes him away.
Sebastian York: Welcome to the team!
Sebastian walks away, as Morgy looks down and sees her food still splattered across the floor.
Morgana: Hey! What about my food?!
He stops and turns around.
Sebastian York: Go ahead and order some more.
Morgana: Are you going to pay for it?
Sebastian York: I'm your teammate, not a fucking bank!
He then walks off.
Morgana: Hmph.
Morgana considers eating off the floor; but she's not that cheap. Instead, she wonders about Chris Extreme's whereabouts, thinking why he hasn't already bought her another plate.
"Security... security!"
A woman's voice yells over the loud speakers in the mall, sending a wave of policeman rushing past Corey Page, who has the vacated Ultraviolence Title in his hands. Almost toppled over by the security guards, he watches them latch onto a lady, who lashes wildly, trying to make them release their grip on her.
Corey Page: Oh shit, someone's in deep trouble.
Upon closer inspection, it is Roxy Erikson, who is thrashing violently, with the Television Title in her hands.
Corey Page: Oh shit.
Security Guard: Lady, you are under arrest!
Roxy Erikson: You can't arrest me! I'm a Sin Wrestling champion! I'm the Television Champ; get your hands off me!
As she struggles, she views Corey Page looking on.
Roxy Erikson: Corey Page can vouch for me! Ask him!
The struggling temporarily stops, as everyone turns to Corey Page, who is "put on the spot". In reply, he simply shrugs his shoulders.
Corey Page: I'unno.
With that, the cops instantly grab onto Roxy and begin yanking her away.
Roxy Erikson: No! Wait! Wait!
During the struggle, she drops the Television Title onto the floor of the mall. Looking shocked and appaled, Corey Page steps forth, bends over and picks up the title, looking wide-eyed about what just happened.
For some reason, the camera switches to the bathroom of the mall. When the view of large, musclehead, Mexican wrestler, Uno, is shown, it's evident why. Sounds of splishing-and-splashing is heard, consistent with the gleeful hips from Chris Extreme.
Flush!
Flush!
Flush!
Soon enough, the camera goes inside the stall, watching Chris Extreme dangle Zero upside-down, with his head down the toilet. With his hands around Zero's ankles, Chris Extreme dumps him headfirst into the filthy toilet water, laughing at the Mexican's expense.
Chris Extreme: Dirty, shitty water... just like Mexico! Just like home! Drink it!
Zero: Glugh... glugh... glugh...!
Leaving Zero upside-down, Chris gives the toilet one more flush and walks out of the stall, giving Zero's brother, Uno, a stomp, as well.
Chris Extreme: I don't give a shit who you bring... even if it's the corpse of Jesus. I'll kill him again! You dirty Mexicans need to get back to mowing my lawn and smelling like shit! You faggots have nothing on The Day Labourers!
He gives one more stomp to the back of Uno's head and then exits the bathroom, leaving Team Binary down and defeated.
Soon enough, they are joined by Tony Millennia, who wobbles to the ring, looking to destroy his way back to the top. Once inside, he turns towards the entrance, waiting for his partner, Casanova, who will try to advance to the Tag Wars Finals.
Just as Casanova enters the ring, a blinding flash erupts from the backstage area. It's Chris Carson; and he is pissed! With the spike in hand, he slides into the ring and attacks Casanova, eventually clotheslining each other to the outside, while the referee calls for the bell.
Chaos is evident at ringside, as Chris Carson and Casanova spill into the audience, leaving Tony Millennia in the ring, watching the carnage on the floor. On the other side of the ring, Stevie Swing tags herself into the match, much to the confusion of Chris Extreme and creeps up behind Tony Millennia.
With a tap on the shoulder, Stevie spins Tony around and...
BAM!
The Last Dance superkick to the face of Tony Millennia!
Right away, Stevie drops down, hooks Tony's leg and calls for the pinfall, which the referee obliges.
...1...2...
Casanova is unable to save his partner, as he is currently doing battle with "The Creep"...
...3!
With the quick victory, Stevie Swing leaps up, overjoyed, while Chris Extreme stands back, scratching his bald head. Grabbing her World Title, Stevie leaps into Chris's arms, holding her title into the air, with Tony Millennia not knowing what just occured.
Just like before, a horde of officials come out and seperate Casanova and Chris Carson, who are waiting to get their hands on each other. In the meantime, Tony Millennia sits up, holding his jaw, looking angered, while Stevie Swing leads Chris Extreme to the back, proud of their advancement, screaming praise for herself.
Winners: Stevie Swing/Chris Extreme
Ace Rodgers stands in the back, holding his microphone, soon joined by Sebastian York, who steps to the right of Ace. As you guessed it, Ace immediately points the microphone into York's direction, asking him a question.
Ace Rodgers: Sebastian, tonight you reveal your final partner for Christmas at Stevie's... do you care to elaborate; or at least give us a hint?
Sebastian York: Sure, Ace; I'll give you a hint. Let's just say that this final person is someone I'm keeping close to... someone I can keep an eye on. Someone... someone that I'll be able to keep under wraps.
Ace Rodgers: Uh... hmm...? Who is it?
Sebastian nods his head, leaving Ace dumbfounded.
Sebastian York: You'll see, Ace; you'll see...
With that, Sebastian York walks towards the entrance, leaving Ace behind.
"All My Life" by the Foo Fighters plays next; and Sebastian York walks out, holding a microphone in his hand. As he walks towards the ring, he gets a grand cheer from the fans and then rolls inside. Stepping up to Jay, he looks her in the eye.
Sebastian York: I know you attacked me last week. Why? I don't know. Quite frankly, I don't care. What I do know is that it takes guts... guts which are needed for me to win at Christmas at Stevie's...
Jay arches an eyebrow; as if to say "For you to win...?"
Sebastian York: Some may consider it stupid... but I'm offering you the final position on my team. Do you accept?
She thinks to herself; and things look good. Nodding her head in agreement, she accepts her position on Team Sebastian, steps forward and then nails a roundhouse-kick to Sebastian's right hand, sending the microphone flying into the audience! Continuing right around, she makes a complete 360 degree turn, nailing a leaping roundhouse kick to his jaw, knocking him onto his back!
Obviously, the match has begun.
Sebastian York goes to pop back up, surprised with the sudden kick from Jay. However, just as he gets on two feet, he notices another spinning-kick from her... which he promptly ducks!
From behind, he grabs onto Jay's hair and pulls her into him. Seconds later, he applies a reverse-facelock, trying to put her into a Dragon Sleeper, but she is able to stumble into the corner, where she climbs up the turnbuckles and flips over his right shoulder.
Now it's Jay who is behind York, enabling her to strike him with another swift kick to the ribcage. Turning him around, she deliverins some high-kicks to the chest, using her shin to blast into his sternum, sending oxygen fleeting. After an eye-poke, she whips him across the ring, allowing her to chase after him.
Running into the corner, she nails a leaping-knee to the face and hopes to catch him on the rebound with a face-driver. Unfortunately, his wits are still with it, thus giving him the prowess to push her back, seconding that with a steadfast side-kick to her stomach! Pulling Jay in between his legs with a standing-headscissors, he hoists her up, looking for a powerbomb... but she squirms her way to safety!
Landing behind York, she backflips, striking him with a moonsault-kick to the temple, knocking him down and out! Applying an achilles tendon hold on York, Jay looks to make her partner for the pay per view submit, but it's useless, as York is able to easily crawl to the ropes, breaking the hold.
The referee makes the count, demanding she release it.
...1...2...3...4...
Luckily, she drops the hold, nano-seconds before being DQed. For a moment, she allows York to hang across the middle rope, taking advantage of this by stepping onto the back of his neck and pushing herself into the air, choking him. Jumping up and down, she continues pressuring down onto York, hoping to make him choke. However, on her last bounce, York powers up, sending her vaulting over the top rope, where she lands hard on the floor!
Recouperating, York stands in the ring, watching Jay rise. He opts to roll out alongside her, where they begin fighting on the floor. Time passes, with each of them nailing each other with various chops, punches and forearms. As York goes to slam Jay's face off the ring steps, she places her foot on the top step... and then reverses it by slamming York's own face off the cold, hard steel!
Dizzy, York stumbles back, giving Jay the chance to spinning legsweep his legs out from beneath him, sending him onto his back. Climbing onto the ring apron, she motions to the top rope and begins climbing, lying in wait for York, who slowly sits up. When the time is right, Jay yells out to him, making him awkwardly turn around...
...only to have Jay leap off the top rope, sail through the air, and nail a flying dropkick from the top rope -- all the way to the floor!
Slowly, Jay rises, plucking York up with her. Using all of her might, she rolls him back into the ring and slides inside, making the cover...
The referee counts...
...1...2...
No! Sebastian York lifts his shoulder off the mat!
Putting York into a seated position, Jay stands... and then delivers a soccer kick to his lower back! Furthermore, she bounces off the adjacent set of ropes and returns, delivering a leaping double-stomp onto York's face, nearly squishing his head into the canvas!
She makes another cover!
...1...2...
But Sebastian York kicks out, just as the two is counted!
Annoyed with this latest development, a rising Jay stands back, ready to unleash another roundhouse kick on Sebastian. However, as he stands, he notices her preparation, thus getting himself into position to block the kick. Swinging Jay around, he clutches onto her and then nails an exploder suplex, sending her flying across the ring!
For the time being, Jay and Sebastian York lay on the canvas, neither of them stirring. After several seconds, Sebastian begins moving, sitting up, eyeing Jay to the side. Beating her to the punch, he stands to his feet and grabs her ankles, pondering the kind of punishment to give her.
However, before anything can happen, Jay uses both feet to push him back, knocking him against the turnbuckle pads. As he stumbles out, though; he jackknife-rolls onto Jay, hooking onto both of her legs, attempting a pinfall...!
The referee counts...
...1...2...
This time, it's Jay that kicks out!
Sliding out from beneath Sebastian York, Jay snaps to her feet, about to nail him with a scissors kick... but York ducks away. Instead, he attempts a standing lariat... but Jay ducks beneath that! Jumping onto his back, she wraps her legs around his waist and applies a Dragon Sleeper!
Wrenching back, she tries to bring him down, hoping to make him tap. Her attempt is in vein, though; as Sebastian stumbles back, smashing her against the turnbuckles. In here, Jay maintains her hold, twisting and clutching at York like some sort of anaconda! She tries to duck back over the top rope, trying to make York tap, but he is able to nail some elbows to her head, which not only releases her hold, but enables him to sit her on the top rope.
Climbing up alongside her, he nails her with some fists, striking her with abandon. Placing her right arm over his neck, he goes for a superplex... but she slides out of the attempt! Alternatively, she slithers down his back and brings him down with a Victory Star Drop off the top rope!
Rolling back, she leans on Sebastian's legs, holding him down... while reaching out and holding onto the middle rope, out of the view of the referee! The count is made...
...1...2...
York tries to push his way out of the hold, but it's useless...
...3!
The three-count is made and Jay is officially declared the winner by the referee, who didn't see her hold onto the rope! Nevertheless, he holds her hand in the air, signaling her as the winner.
Ripping her hand away from his, Jay stands over Sebastian York, plucking him up by his pretty blonde hair. With the fans booing hard, she kicks him in the gut... and then executes a brutal front-DDT, which surprises everyone; considering he's her partner for the pay per view!
The jeers of the fans only continue to grow, as she kicks him in the head... only to be joined by Anna Hingis, who has come strolling down to the ringside area, with a wicked smile on her face.
She rolls underneath the bottom rope and struts around the ring, watching as Jay kicks Sebastian yet again. She shouts something to Jay, prompting her to move out of the way. Jay obeys her new comrade and stands back as Anna climbs the top rope and hits Sebastian with an impressive swanton bomb.
Anna slowly gets to her feet and flips the crowd off, as they loudly boo her. Jay mockingly claps for the newcomer and then climbs the ropes herself to execute a moonsault of her own!
After this, everyone's attention turns towards the entrance, showing a laughing, smiling and happy Stevie Swing jogging to the ring, with the World Title strapped over her right shoulder. Clearing a path between the two women, Stevie looks down at a motionless Sebastian York, and then hands her title off to Anna Hingis, as if she were some sort of stagehand.
At first, Anna goes to argue, but then she is taken back by the shiny belt. She stands in the corner, mesmerized, as Stevie climbs the top rope and executes the "Imitation is Not Flattery"!
...which immediately brings out Morgana, who charges to the ring, hoping to make the save for York!
Charging inside, she attacks Jay, knocking her down with a clothesline; and then grabs Anna Hingis, rips the World Title out of her hands, and then tosses her to the floor like a ragdoll. However, she turns around... only to walk right into a stifling blow from Stevie Swing, which knocks her on her back!
...which brings out Chris Extreme, who is actually on Stevie Swing's team!
Extreme's arrival backs Stevie off, resulting in him going face-to-face with the World Champ... only to turn to the side and attack Jay, which infuriates Stevie! She's about to attack Chris Extreme, until she stops, realizing he's on her team... but then Chris Carson comes running out, tackling Stevie Swing!
..."The Creep", of course, is followed by a blood-hungry Casanova, who charges in after him!
Arms, legs, fists, blood and shoes land everywhere. Stevie Swing is the lucky one, as she escapes to the outside, out of the anarchy in the ring, standing next to Anna Hingis. Grabbing the microphone from the ring announcer, she stumbles over to the outside corner and starts an announcement.
Stevie Swing: Whoa, whoa, whoa... hold up. Holy Hannukah, hold the f up!
As she speaks, everyone in the ring almost comes to a stop.
Stevie Swing: I still have one more person to add to my team!
A hush falls over everyone, with Stevie adding the suspense...
Stevie Swing: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to the final member of Team Stevie......
She points to the entrance...
The lights in the arena dim as the SW Screen lights up, signaling the entrance
of the youngest Sin Wrestling Hall of Famer.
King of Sin
The words illuminate the screen for several seconds, as fog begins to roll onto the stage and entrance ramp.
Stevie Swing: Mike Phantasy!!!
Just as his name is uttered, "Everything is Automatic" by the Matthew Good Band blasts on the speakers, leading the man, himself, out onto the stage. People are on their feet, not knowing how to react, as Mike Phantasy gleefully walks to the ring, taking part in the brawling on the inside!
That's how this event ends -- with everyone brawling in the ring. Stevie Swing, Chris Extreme, Casanova and Mike Phantasy; versus Sebastian York, Chris Carson, Morgana and Jay... Ultimate Survival... only one person will remain standing... only one person will walk out with the World Title.
You're all invited to "Christmas at Stevie's"!
Winner: Jay