Before the cameras turn on, the fans are introduced to the actual opening match of the night -- Remi Bonneau versus Dr. Devard Orange, who comes to the ringside area by pushing various fans out of the way. Just as he gets into the ring, Devard goes eye-to-eye with Remi, who has been on a downward spiral, as of late.
Sadly for Remi, that trend continues, as he walks right into a punch to the jaw from Devard, knocking him flat on his back. From here, Devard calmly picks Remi up, heaves him into the corner and proceeds to unleash a horde of offense on him, starting with some stiff forearms to the jaw; ending with Devard tossing Remi out of the corner with a release Blizzard Suplex, literally sending Remi flying into the opposite corner.
After having Remi lean against the middle rope, Dr. Devard Orange charges ahead and points his boot towards Remi's rear-end. In a matter of seconds, Devard literally kicks Remi in the ass, sending a shockwave of pain against his tailbone, travelling all the way up to Remi's spine.
Having Remi in shock, Devard yanks him into the center of the ring, positions him up into a vertical suplex position; and then drops him down, hitting the Orange Crush, allowing him to get the pinfall victory over Remi, who lays in defeat. Finished toying with Remi, Dr. Devard Orange hops casually out of the ring and exits to the back, the same way he entered; by pushing random people out of the way.
Winner: Dr. Devard Orange
Up next, former Lust Champion, David Cage comes out, taking on another newcomer, who goes by the name of Matthew Moore. Moore, who is dressed up in alternative clothing that would make the most conservative individual cringe, slithers into the ring, like some sort of snake, not taking his eyes off Cage, who stands in the corner.
Before long, the two meet in the middle of the ring, with David Cage trying to take advantage of things; but Moore is able to use his ability to find himself in a land of safety, despite the former champ's best offense.
After Cage tries for a stiff superkick, Matthew Moore is able to duck beneath the foot, allowing him to twirl around behind David, kick him in the kidneys, apply a reverse facelock, which he then drops down into a reverse-DDT across his knee. Still with David's head firmly wrapped around his left arm, Matthew Moore lifts him back up and then swinging neckbreakers him, driving the former champ back down to the canvas.
Several moves later from Matthew, including a standing Shooting Star Press and reverse-STO, leave David vulnerable, allowing for Matthew to step in and hit a cross-armed uranagi. This allows Matthew to calmly cover the former Lust Champion, hooking the leg in the process. He is then able to receive a complete three-count, giving him his first-ever Sin Wrestling victory.
Winner: Matthew Moore
"Sweet Sacrifice" by Evanescence fades in as Destiny Daniels is ushered to the ring by guards. Once she enters the ring, she requests a microphone and begins to speak.
Destiny Daniels: Good evening, Sin fans. I know there's one reason and one reason only that you've gathered here on this farm. And that is to make sure that your favorite Sin wrestler, Destiny Daniels, is faring okay.
Destiny's last comment is met with mixed responses.
Destiny Daniels: Okay, some of you just like the smell of cow shit. Fine! But, my fans, I would like to thank you for your support during my trial, during these weeks that I've had to deal with colossal morons like Morgana and Adora, and during these weeks that I haven't been able to bring forth the greatness that Sin once stood for.
Destiny pauses, momentarily.
Destiny Daniels: Well, tonight I hope to begin to rid Sin of some of its plagues. And first, I'm going to begin with my oppressors.
Before her guards realize what's happening, Destiny clocks each one of them with a powerful blow. They fall to the mat, allowing her to snatch the keys from the waist of one of them and unlock her cuffs. She cuffs the two guards together, then unleashes a flurry of kicks on them. Spotting more guards heading toward her, she jumps from the ring, taking off into the fields of the farm. She disappears with the guards chasing after her.
The image comes alive, with the cameras focusing on a farmland in Virginia, where tonight's Eternity event is set to take place. A wrestling ring sits in the middle of the farmland, having wrestling fans and farm animals swarm around it. Some would even say that there's not much difference in between these people and animals; others would say the fans just want to see some action.
Nevertheless, at the entrance of the farm, Team Wifey, Morgana and Adora are about to enter. However, before they can step inside, they are accosted by a random pig farmer, who is wearing tight suspenders, and all. An erection can be seen popping through the farmer's pants, as he steps up to the two women, stroking his long, white beard, as if it were an erect penis.
Farmer: Why, hello there, ladies, h'yuck.
Morgana and Adora look at each other and offer him a wary gaze.
Adora: Hello, Santa Claus!
Farmer: I ain't no Santy Claus, woman.
The farmer stands in front of Adora and Morgana, blocking their entrance.
Farmer: I have a favor I want you two loverly ladies to do fer me. How's 'bout it?
As he talks, he tugs on his penis, laughing while his tongue wags out of his mouth.
Morgana: Well, that's just fucking disgusting.
Farmer: C'mon... pucker up, ladies. Give old Jimminy a kiss and I'll let you two loverly ladies pass-on by.
Morgana: It just gets worse!
Both Morgana and Adora try to bypass him, but he continues to stand in their way.
Farmer: Oh nah, you don't, girlies. Give me an ol' kiss.
The farmer hunches over, readying himself for a kiss from the ladies; his crusty, filthy lips pursing together, while his eyes close, wanting to get some Wifey action.
Adora: Hmmm... I dunno...
Morgana, complete with the World Title strapped around her waist, twists her head towards Adora, as if questioning her. Nonetheless, Adora proceeds.
Adora: Alright, mister, you keep your eyes closed and we'll both lay one on you! You got it?
The farmer stands in place, doing a little jig.
Farmer: Ah'yuck, ah'yuck; it's about time for little ol' jiminy to come out an' play. I'm gon' gets me some action!
Adora: Mmmhmmm. Now, close your eyes.
Morgana: Wifey, what--...
Upon Adora's orders, the farmer keeps his eyes closed, while Adora signals to Morgana that she is up to something. Finally clued in, Morgana smirks and nods her head, while remaining silent.
Adora: Are you ready?
Farmer: I'm as ready as I'll ever be. You gals all up 'nd ready?
Adora: [with a tinge of sarcasm] Oh, we're ready!
With the farmer's eyes closed, he waits for his moment to come...
Adora: Here you go...
Adora reaches up, and with two hands, she grabs ahold of the farmer's beard.
Farmer: Hey, whatcha...
Before he can fix himself, Adora ties his beard around the fence, disabling him from moving anywhere. Trying to scramble to safety, the farmer continuously fails.
Farmer: Whatcha ladies doin'? That ain't right! C'mon now! But I have this here erection! C'mon, ladies.
Tying the farmer tightly to the fence, Adora makes it so that he cannot budge.
Adora: You filthy dirtbag.
Morgana: Thank god. What a gross bastard.
Farmer: Hey now, you can't go talkin' about old Jiminy like that! I'm right here!
The farmer fiddles with his beard, trying to loosen himself, but it's no use; he's stuck. This allows both Adora and Morgana to push their way past him, finally able to enter the farmland area. Of course, this leaves the farmer, whose name is apparently Jiminy, to curse and swear upon the Wifeys.
Farmer: You ol' bitches! Ol' Jiminy just wanted an ol' kiss! How I hope Shane Donovan kills you dirty wenches!
As Adora and Morgana enter the area, they overheard this, prompting them to roll their eyes.
Farmer: Tonight, Shane, Destiny Daniels and that ol' crazy vampire, Casanova, is going to kick your bums! You hear me?!
Again, Adora and Morgana stop in their tracks.
Morgana: Did he just say we're facing Shane Donovan, Destiny Daniels and Casanova? And that they are going to kick our "bum"?
Adora: I think so!
Morgana: ...
Adora: ...
The two women then burst into a fit of laughter, angering the farmer even moreso.
Farmer: What? What you ladies laughin' at?! Even Stevie Swing ain't gonna be able to help you!
Adora and Morgana continue to laugh as they enter the farmland area.
Flames and sparks erupt at the entrance area, scorching several cows, thereby signalling the arrival of Flame, who comes out, wearing his face-paint and as silent as ever; especially since being "reborn". Even so, he walks to the ringside area, where he slides inside, waiting for his match to start.
"Passive" A Perfect Circle hits and it brings out Raiyn, a newcomer to Sin Wrestling, who will be looking to gain a victory upon his opening match. With a mission on his mind, he enters the ring, having his focus solely on Flame, who stands in the opposing corner.
The bell rings and the match begins...
The two men meet up in the center of the stage -- the man with the painted face, meeting the man with the masked face. The man with the masked face is the first to make a move, as he delivers a savate kick to Flame's thigh, sending him staggering back. Right away, Raiyn applies a headlock, followed up by a headlock-takedown, trying to gain control of things.
Raiyn's dominance continues throughout the match, despite Flame's best attempts at fighting back. With each attempt at trying to gain the advantage, Flame's attempts would be thwarted, thanks in part to Raiyn, who would constantly use his agility to stay one-step ahead.
For example, when Flame is able to kick Raiyn in the gut, he attempts to hoist him up into a powerbomb position. Raiyn is able to slide his way out of this hold, landing on his feet behind Flame and then giving him a back-kick, striking Flame in the gut. Bouncing off the ropes, Raiyn returns with aspin wheel kick, which knocks Flame off his feet, and then springs back up with a kick-up.
Right away, Raiyn continues to kick and stomp at Flame, catching him with various martial arts kicks and holds, as well. For instance, after whipping Flame into the ropes, Raiyn leaps into the air and connects with a spinning back-kick, catching Flame directly in the nose, knocking him down-and-out. Having Flame knocked-out, Raiyn runs towards the ropes and uses the middle rope to spring back with acorkscrew senton splash.
Seconds later, he has Flame standing and hits him with a swinging neckbeaker, which he calls the "Anarchy Uprising". He rolls over onto Flame and hooks a leg.
...1...2...3!
Victorious, Raiyn walks to the back, celebrate his first Sin Wrestling win; while Flame remains in the ring, on his back, a broken shell of what he used to be. Suffice to say, things aren't looking up for Flame, which is quite the opposite for Raiyn.
Winner: Raiyn
We flip backstage to the locker room area and see the Pink Panther sitting on a stool in the corner of the barn, wearing an all white boxing robe with pink trim. His hood is on; covering his eyes and all you can see is his clean snout. He’s got on full wrestling gear that’s white; elbow and knee pads with a pink ‘P’ in the center of them and wrestling tights. Narrator has a very serious look on his face as he abruptly walks in the room, paces in deep thought and begins to talk.
Narrator: This is it, Pink. This is what we came here for. This is why we’re here! It’s time to get Hell raiser on these mother fuckers, man. It’s time. Our time. No one else’s, OURS! Run these cock suckers, Pink. Fuck their corpses, Pink! Eat them alive, dog. And if anyone else decides to show their face… reconstruct that shit, PINK! It’s going down my nigga… like ‘Down goes Frasier!’.
The Pink Panther sits in the corner with his head down still and nods his head a few times.
Narrator: Ravage these, faggots, Pink. End of fucking story.
The Pink Panther continues to nod as Narrator just stares at him. A sinister smile crosses his face before he walks out of the room to leave Pink time to prepare mentally and physically. Narrator leaves the scene slamming the door unintentionally. The noise startles Pink causing him to lift his hood… revealing white ear phones connecting to within his closed robe.
The Pink Panther: I swear that nigga needs help, man… some pussy or something. Shit.
Pink Panther stands up and briefly stretches, before laying his IPOD down on the wooden bench in the middle of the room. He walks across the room, readjusts his robe’s pink belt, and leaves the room as we notice the lettering “THINK PINK” on the back of his stunning attire.
It’s ‘go’ time.
The match starts with all three wrestlers already in the ring.
Vincent Banks and Sean Williams must've gotten the wrong scouting report because The Pink Panther was quick to attack from the moment the bell rung, delivering a double flying clothesline to his opponents. The Pink Panther then delivered a guillotine leg drop to the back of Vincent Banks, allowing Sean Williams a chance to get up, but Williams was greeted with a back drop for his troubles.
With the once divided crowd firmly in his corner, The Pink Panther continues attacking both his opponents and Irish-whips them to opposite turnbuckles. The Pink Panther delivers a snapping knife-edge chop to Williams' chest before Irish-whipping him across the ring, into the opposing corner and hitting Banks with a splash, sandwiching Sean Williams in between both of them.
The Pink Panther throws Sean Williams to the center of the ring, but Vincent Banks wasn't relieved of the punishment, as The Pink Panther sits him on the top turnbuckle, setting him for a superplex. Climbing up with him, The Pink Panther sets Vincent Banks flying, forcing him to land onto Sean Williams, in the process, with a flying somersault senton.
Realizing the crowd cheered loudest for him when he went airborne, The Pink Panther climbs to the top rope once again. Sean Williams is the first to his feet, and thus, is met with a picture-perfect missile dropkick to the chest. The Pink Panther then picks Vincent Banks off the mat, only to drop him back down with the Pink Phink DDT.
With Sean Williams at his feet now, The Pink Panther kicks him in the gut and applies his Voice-Over finisher, his variation of the mandible claw. Williams swing wildly, gagging with The Pink Panther's digits down his throat, but it's all no use, as The Pink Panther overpowers him to the mat, on top of the knocked out Vincent Banks.
The referee counts the pinfall on Vincent Banks...
...1...2...
Before he reaches the 3 count, Sean Williams frantically taps out.
...3!
Nevertheless, The Pink Panther is granted the submission and the pinfall victory. He does a victory lap around the ring, while his two opponents struggle to the backstage area, clearly defeated.
Winner: The Pink Panther
The image of a large black man, with his back turned to the camera, is shown on the screen. It appears he is fiddling with his crotch, trying to staple something back together. He seems to struggle with it, trying to get the object to fit perfectly, making several grunts in behind the sounds of stapling.
Ali Khadafi: Motherfucker... get in there!
The camera twirls around, showing Khadafi stuffing something down his pants. There's one final sound of stapling made and Khadafi moves his hand out of his pants, tossing the stapler to the side, hitting a random cow in the head with it.
Ali Khadafi: Once you go black, you never go back.
Bloodstains are on his hand, prompting him to wipe it off in his pants. From the side, in walks a horse, its gigantic penis blocking the view of the camera. This prompts Ali Khadafi to speak up.
Ali Khadafi: Pffft. You ain't got shit on me.
Ali removes a blade from his pocket and jabs it into the arse of the horse, sending it prancing off. With angst in his eyes, Ali Khadafi walks off, headed towards the entrance area.
An orchestra of music plays, leading Rash from the entrance section to the ringside area, where he slides inside, waiting for his match with Ali Khadafi to begin.
Khadafi, of course, is making his grand return to Sin Wrestling, fresh off reportedly being murdered by Chris Extreme during the path to Over The Top Rope 3. However, since no body was officially found, Khadafi's death wasn't officially known. Back into action, complete with his newly reattached penis, Khadafi makes his down the aisle, shoving some inbred white people out of his way. He slides inside, points at Rash and makes a throat-slice signature, hoping to create a sense of fear.
Rash, being the "superhero" stands his ground, though. As the bell rings, he steps up to Khadafi... only to receive a jarring punch to the throat, which knocks him back, coughing for oxygen. Ali Khadafi doesn't relent, either. Right away, he steps up to Rash, scraping at Rash's back and then wraps his big, black hands around Rash's throat, throttling him, wishing to choke him out.
Searching for air, Rash has no other choice but to stomp on Ali Khadafi's right foot, finding an opening, thus allowing him top escape. Now a free man, Rash bounces off the ropes and storms back, hoping to tackle Ali Khadafi down, but to no avail. After each attempt, Khadafi shoulder-tackles Rash, forcing Rash to get to his feet and try one more time.
This time, as Rash bounces towards him, he crossbody-blocks Khadafi, hoping to take him down; only to have Ali catch him and hold him high into the air. Unleashing a torrent of knees to Rash's ribcage, Ali Khadafi casually flings his opponent overhead, resulting in Rash flying all the way out to the ground.
Out here, Rash tries to catch a breather, hoping to regain some strength, but Khadafi will have none of that shit. Rolling outside, Khadafi follows behind Rash, stalking him like a predator, only to grab Rash's face and then bash it off the ring post. He then rolls Rash back inside and goes to follow in, stopping only to punch a random white fan in the front row.
Climbing back inside, Ali Khadafi suddenly faces an onslaught of punches from Rash, who attacks Khadafi before he can fully re-enter. Stunned -- and maybe even drunk -- Khadafi leans against the ropes, trying to regain his senses. As if bothered by the punches from Rash, Ali Khadafi extends his right arm, placing his right hand on Rash's head, pushing him away, resulting in Rash swinging away at nothing but air.
Taking a moment to smoke a cigarette, while holding Rash off, Khadafi returns to the match, releasing his hold of Rash, forcing him to walk right into an elbow-smash from Khadafi, which drops him on his back. Having stomped Rash's face into the canvas with his boot, a good five-or-six times, Ali steps back, watching as Rash struggles to rise. With nothing left to do, Ali Khadafi steps forward, wraps his arms around Rash's neck/throat region and pulls back, even wrapping his legs around Rash's waist. In due time, Rash is tapping out, not enjoying the choke-out that Khadafi is putting on him.
After being declared the winner, Ali Khadafi rises and has his hand raised by the referee, but quickly pulls away, and then strikes the referee in the face. Before leaving the ring, Ali Khadafi gives the middle-finger to the bunch of rednecks surrounding the ringside area, stopping only to piss on some ornery guy in the front row.
Ali Khadafi walks to the back, pleased with the carnage he has unleashed, leaving Rash trying to compose himself.
Winner: Ali Khadafi
Leah Petrelli is shown smoking at the back of the farm, trying to give lung cancer to pigs, cackling as she does so, watching as the pigs cough and snort. The hogs circle around each other, trying to get oxygen; with one unfortunate pig coughing up a humongous, green wad of snot, spitting it on the Leah Petrelli's foot.
Leah Petrelli: Ewwwww!
She blows more smoke at this one pig, who hacks and coughs some more. Giggling at the pig's expense, she doesn't seem to be aware of the shadowy figure creeping up behind her.
Leah Petrelli: Tehehe... silly little piggy.
She watch as the pig falls on its side, breathing heavy, cackling with laughter, as she backs up, only to bump into the figure behind her. Whipping around, she notices that it is JNX, the guy that shoved her to safety from beneath the crate of fish.
Leah Petrelli: You! I know you!
JNX: Hey there.
Leah Petrelli: What are you doing?
JNX: Oh, nothing; I'm just checking up on you, seeing if you're all right.
Leah Petrelli: All right? I'm not a little kid!
JNX blushes, holding himself together.
JNX: I'm just making sure. You didn't thank me for helping you last week, and I... well... I was thinking that you would thank me. Maybe even with a kiss.
Leah, who is still smoking, scrunches her face and winces awkwardly at JNX.
Leah Petrelli: You're kidding, right?
JNX: Uhm... well...
Leah Petrelli: Fine. Thank you for saving me from the large horde of aliens. I am glad that you were there to protect me from being abducted. Are you happy?
JNX: Uh...
Leah Petrelli: Now, excuse me...
Leah puts out the cigarette on her tongue, throws the butt on the ground and then walks away. Left behind, JNX watches as she waddles off, looking at her ass, as she walks off.
JNX: God, what a woman.
He trails off, leaving the pigs to continue coughing, hacking and wheezing.
Savage Youth heads toward the ring hopping to the repeated “Yo Yo Yo” chants by the fans gathered on the farm. He leaps onto the apron, and then flips over the ropes, to the fans’ delight. Shortly after him follows Dan Black, who shakes his head in annoyance with the audiences’ antics. Black slides into the ring, but as soon as he rises the hyperactive Savage Youth hammers him with lefts and rights, as the two trade blows.
Black eventually backs Savage into the corner, quickly lunging under him and flattening him to the mat with a second rope Samoan drop! Black goes for the cover!
...1....2...
No dice; as Savage Youth apparently forgot his medicine today, kicking up right to his feet and lacing into Dan Black with several stiff kicks, before vaulting to the ropes and back with a nasty high leg lariat!
Savage lifts Black to his feet, and clamps a hand over Black’s throat! The crowd goes wild as Savage Youth goes for the chokeslam... but he doesn’t hit it. In fact, he can’t even get Black off his feet. The crowd lets go a collective “aww” as Dan Black finally gets his senses back and blasts Savage away with an elbow to the temple.
Black promptly grabs Savage Youth and fiercely slams him down with his own chokeslam. He looks as if he wants to go for the cover, but with a nasty smirk, he yanks Savage Youth back to his feet. Dan Black locks Savage Youth around the waist, and lines up so that his belly-to-belly suplex smashes Savage upside down against the corner turnbuckles! Savage hits so hard that he actually rolls back to his feet upon hitting the ground!
Dan Black stares at him, his grin returning, as he lunges toward the corner, with a massive avalanche splash! He comes up empty, though, as Savage Youth actually half dodges/half collapses out of the way!
Dazed, Savage Youth crawls to his feet as Dan Black staggers back, getting his bell rung solidly with a super kick from Savage Youth! Immediately after that, Savage Youth lunges under Dan Black and lifts him off of his feet, planting him in the middle of the ring with the Yo Yo Driver! The crowd goes nuts and counts along as Savage makes the cover!
...1...2...3!
Savage Youth hops up and down in excitement, while Dan Black rolls himself out of the ring, looking at himself in disbelief. He shakes his head in frustration, only to see Arran Hayden come flying past him on the entranceway! Dan Black shrugs, continuing to exit, while Hayden lunges into the ring, battering Savage Youth down with blows to the back of the head and ribs.
Hayden finally lifts the dazed Youth to his feet, only to lock him in and deliver three-straight Hayden Bombs! The crowd starts throwing various animal dung in the ring as Hayden makes a quick exit, satisfied in his revenge for Youth’s win over him last week.
Winner: Savage Youth
The scene cuts to the back of a barn where we see Corey Page, the indestructible owner of Sin Wrestling, doing what he does best:
Drinking himself into a stupor.
As he slams the drinks back, a dark figure walks into the barn in front of the "desk." Dressed in a large robe with the cowl pulled low and down, the alabastor mask shining dully, is Jean-Paul Lacklan. He slowly walks up to the desk from which Corey drinks, stopping before him, his presense forcing Corey to look up.
Jean-Paul Lacklan: Perhaps you should listen to my journalist, Mr. Page. A few less drinks might be a good idea.
Page looks up at him with glassy eyes.
Corey Page: Huh?
The small half-smile arrises underneath the mask.
Jean-Paul Lacklan: Nevermind, dear sir. I am here simply to offer you something.
Lacklan reaches into his robe with gloved hand and pulls out a small business card.
Lacklan My gymnasium is available for use if you wish. It would certainly be a better location than this...farm. I, and my services, are yours, Mr. Page.
Lacklan gives a small bow of his head to Page and leaves, leaving the Sin fed-head to read the name upon the business card: The OSL Gym, courtesty of Lacklan Industries, LLC.
The camera opens outside, and we're looking at a big red barn. A set of large doors are directly in front of us. We see Ace Rodgers is standing there, as well, holding a microphone in his hand.
Ace Rodgers: Hello, once again, to all of you SW Sinners out there. Tonight, we have newcomer, JNX, taking on Adrian Merlo. This will be JNX's first singles match in SIN and a lot of people are wondering exactly what he's capable of on his own. He's definitely been the talk of the town, though; seeing as two of SIN's upper tier champions have spoken out against him -- not once, but twice this week. Those three being World Champion, Morgana; Television Champion; Adora; and Lust Champion, Leah Petrelli. JNX has asked for this time to say his piece of the entire ordeal.
At that moment, we see JNX walk into the shot, wearing his normal wrestling gear. The only thing different is the cardboard championship belt cut-out he has hanging from his shoulder. We see the phrase 7th Deadly Sin written across the cardboard in bold red letters. JNX smirks at the camera as he rubs his hand across the title.
Ace Rodgers: JNX, like I said, you've requested this time for you to say your peace, but I have to ask... what is that?
Ace points to the cardboard belt on JNX's shoulder. JNX just shakes his head before he answers.
JNX: You mean... you've never seen the 7th Deadly Sin Championship before? It's a very important title Ace. I'm surprised you've never heard of it. Very popular in Japan.
Ace Rodgers: But it's cardboard...
JNX: So?! Who are you to tell me about a championship's worth, huh? You know how many people have bled for this thing? You know how many bodies have been broken just to get a shot at this?
Ace Rodgers: No. How many?
JNX cocks his eyebrow up, obviously not expecting him to actually answer
JNX: Well... I don't have the official numbers on me right now, but I know it's a lot... like.. a million or something. This is a very elite piece of hardware.
Ace Rodgers: I see.
JNX: No, you don't see, Ace. No one seems to see. Morgana doesn't see. Adora doesn't see. Leah doesn't see.
Ace Rodgers: I have no clue what you're talking about, but I still don't understand exactly why you're carrying a cardboard title around.
JNX again just shakes his head
JNX: Okay. Lets try this again. The way I see it, this cardboard title is just as important as the other titles here in SIN, if not even MORE important. It's not the championship that makes the man...
JNX looks directly into the camera
JNX: ...or woman.
JNX places his attention back on Ace
JNX: It's the man .. or woman... who makes the championship. Look at two of the champions we have representing us now... Morgana and Adora. Bitchy gutter sluts. So, if they can carry around titles that mean something, then so can I... because, quite frankly, Sin Wrestling needs some value. They need a champion they can look up to. The kids need a hero, and I'm just the man for the job. So from this moment on, I am the 7th Deadly Sin Champion, and unlike others in this promotion, I hide from no one. I'll take on all challengers. Big or little, I'll fight them all. Send me one at a time, or send them in groups. I don't care, because sooner than later, everyone in this promotion is going to realize who the REAL champion is, and HE has the nuts to back it up.
With that, JNX turns and walks out of the shot leaving Ace Rodgers all alone as the camera fades out.
“Mars” by Gustav Holst begins to play and Adrian Merlo makes his way to the ring to a modest pop from the fans. He stands in the ring and awaits his opponent just before "Crawling(JNX Remix)" by Linkin Park ft. Staind hits the speakers. JNX comes out onto the stage and runs down to the ring to the same cheers that Adrian Merlo came down to.
The bell rings and the match starts off quickly as Adrian darts across the ring and attempts a clothesline that JNX doesn’t hesitate to dodge. Adrian then turns around and suddenly chops JNX across the chest. He grabs JNX by the hand and launches him into the ropes. JNX bounces off and returns to dodge another clothesline attempt from Adrian. JNX bounces off the opposite ropes and Adrian slaps his arms around him, preparing for a belly to belly suplex. JNX hits him with a forearm to the face and Adrian stumbles backwards. With this time allotted, JNX takes him down with a dropsault.
With Adrian down, JNX immediately begins to stomp on him a few times for good measure before grabbing him by the afro and pulling him to his feet. He then gives Adrian a few swift kicks to the back of the legs, bringing him to his knees. JNX then heads for the ropes, springs himself off of them and smacks Adrian with a dropkick right to the jaw. Adrian clutches his face and falls backwards in pain. JNX then performs a guillotine leg drop and remains in place for a count.
...1...2...
Adrian kicks out in time to save the match for himself and JNX climbs to his feet, pulling Adrian with him. And then grabs both of Adrian’s arms and plants him fast first into the mat with a double arm DDT that sounds out loudly. As JNX goes for a pin, Adrian somehow finds it in him to shoves him away before he gets the chance. JNX simply laughs and stands to his feet, breathing hard and staring down at the fallen Adrian Merlo for a brief moment. He suddenly steps away and Adrian staggers to his feet with much effort and assumes a fighting stance. He then sails across the ring, looking to connect with a clothesline but JNX suddenly surprises him by thrusting his knee into his gut. As Adrian doubles over, JNX nails him with an uppercut that sends him flying halfway across the ring.
The crowd goes nuts for the move and JNX stares at Adrian from his side of the ring with a smirk. Adrian, however, refuses to give up and stirs a little before trying to make it to his feet. JNX stalks towards him and goes for a kick to the gut but Adrian catches his foot in the process and yanks it out from under him. The entire ring shakes as JNX hits the canvas hard, giving Adrian the opportunity to regain his composure. He pushes himself up on his hands and knees and shakes his head a bit before getting up completely. Adrian then looks across the ring as JNX climbs to his feet and charges at him.
The two men stand in the center of the ring exchanging blow after blow with Adrian backing JNX into the corner. He boots JNX in the gut and then takes a few steps back. He runs at JNX, still trapped in the corner, and nails him with a flying spin kick. JNX begins to slink to the canvas and Adrian grabs him by the hair, dragging him out to the center of the ring. He then goes for his first pin attempt of the night.
...1...2...
JNX kicks out before the ref can make it to three and Adrian slaps the mat in frustration. He gets up and hauls JNX up as well. He then locks JNX in a back suplex position, instead of falling completely backwards, he flips him back over his shoulder, catches his head, and hits him with a stunner, slamming JNX right back into the mat with his “The Face of the Mountain” finisher. He begins to go for another pin but JNX somehow kicks out before the ref even begins to count.
Adrian then looks around for a few before hopping to his feet and heading over to one of the corners of the ring. Adrian soon begins his ascent up to the top turnbuckle. On the mat, JNX rolls around a bit, but doesn’t get up. Now at the top, Merlo looks down on JNX before signaling to the crowd. He then leaps high into the air for a top elbow drop but JNX miraculously jumps to his feet and devastates Merlo with an Enziquiri right to the temple! Merlo immediately goes down, knocked out cold from the powerful kick. JNX wastes no time rolling Adrian up.
...1...2...3!
JNX immediately rises and raises his hand in victory as the disappointed and stunned Adrian Merlo remains on the mat, looking up at the victor with a shake of his head.
Winner: JNX
Ace Rodgers is shown, holding a microphone and standing just outside of the barn. He is soon joined by the new Purity Champion, Roxy Erikson, who walks into the scene.
Ace Rodgers: I'm here with Roxy, at this... uh... at this luxious barn. And, well, Roxy, you're the new Purity Champion. At the last Eternity, you defeated Dan Black to take the belt; but now, you'll face him -- and Jean-Paul Lacklan at Dead End Road. However, you also took time to make certain stipulations for this match. Let me repeat them...
Roxy butts in.
Roxy Erikson: Yeah, yeah. If I win, I keep this title and I earn a $500,000 bonus. If that Jean-Paul faggot wins, he doesn't win this title, no matter what; I get to keep it.
Ace Rodgers: But he'll be able to challenge anyone on the roster to a match! Maybe he could use it to challenge you for a one-on-one match?
Roxy Erikson: I'd still beat him across the head with a baseball bat, like what happened with Dan Black.
Ace Rodgers: Speaking of...
Again, Roxy butts in.
Roxy Erikson: Listen, Ace, you have no worries of Dan Black winning. Sure, the stipulation is that if he does walk out as the winner, he'll receive this title back. However, we all know that Dan is much too busy waging a war on goths.
Ace Rodgers: Well then...
Roxy Erikson: That's all for now, Ace. I'm sick as fuck and I need a drink.
Ace Rodgers: Uh, well...
Roxy walks off, leaving Ace silent.
Ace Rodgers: Son of a...
Taking a step back, Ace walks in a mound of cow shit.
Ace Rodgers: Goddamnit!
Ace scrapes the bottom of his shoe off the side of the barn, trying to get the poop off it. The camera then fades out.
"Line and Sinker" by Billy Talent plays on the speakers, thus bringing out the Lust Champion, Leah Petrelli, who comes to the ringside area, carrying her title in her hands. She rolls inside and rests against the turnbuckle pads, watching as her opponent for tonight, Leora Selene Giuliana walks to the ringside area. When Leora rolls inside, Leah steps up, trying to attack her, but the referee holds her back, wishing to wait until the bell rings.
Ding, ding, ding!
The match starts, with both ladies locking up and then exchanging arm-drags and hip-tosses; with Leora eventually getting the upper-hand by apprehending Leah with a drop-toe-hold. Quickly, Leora springs up to Leah's head, applying a side-headlock, which the Lust Champion squirms out of.
In time, the two women exchange some blows, with Leah trying to hit a swinging back-fist to Leora's face, which gets ducked, as well. Leora hopes to capitalize on this by hooking onto Leah and then Northern Lights Suplexing her, making the referee start his count...
...1...2...
However, before the three is made, the Lust Champion, Leah Petrelli, is able to kick out of the pinfall, staying away from trouble. Seconds later, Leora stands Leah up, bounces off the ropes and returns with a body-scissors into a rollup, which again she uses to attempt a pinfall...
...1...2...
But again, Leah kicks out, staving off defeat.
Angered by the lack of pinfalls, Leora again stands Leah up and commences striking at her thighs and ribs with various kicks. She Irish-whips Leah into the corner and attempts to follow in, but before she can splash in at Leah, the Lust Champion is able to push herself into the air, thanks to some assistance from the top rope. Leah then springs up-and-over Leora, landing behind her. Right away, Leah waistlocks Leora and goes to hit a release German suplex.
But Leora is able to do a complete backflip and land safely on her feet, unbeknownst to Leah, who attempts to rise, hoping to follow up on the damage done to Leora.
Seeing Leah rise to her feet, Leora charges in and attempts to hit a climbing enziguiri, but luckily for the Lust Champion, she is able to catch a glimpse of Leora charging at her, at the very last minute. Ducking beneath Leora's right foot, Leah forces her challenge to land face-first on the canvas; and then decides to capitalize on this.
Sneaking forward, Leah places both of Leora's arms across her knees and tucks Leora's head forward, allowing her to give her a modified-rollup, trying for the pinfall...
...1...2...
But this time, it's Leora's turn to kick out.
After some kicks to Leora's ribcage, trying to keep her down-and-out, Leah lifts Leora up and whips her across the ropes. Ducking down, Leah attempts a backdrop, but allows Leora to leapfrog over her. When she turns around, Leah walks right into a spinning headscissors-takedown from Leora, dropping Leah down to the canvas.
The Lust Champion instantly rises, hoping to gain vengeance, but all Leah is able to receive is a running high-knee to the face from Leora, who lays Leah out, positioning her parallel to the turnbuckle pads. Climbing to the top rope, Leora calls for the end and then dives off, hoping to hit the "Ignorant Bliss" twisting splash; but ends up eating the canvas, as Leah rolls out of the way.
With Leora smashing face-first into the canvas, this gives Leah the time to rise to her feet, pick Leora up and snap-suplex her over. Now with Leora laying parallel to the turnbuckle pads, Leah climbs to the top rope, measuring her opponent up. She leaps off, hitting the "Godsend", her version of an Imploding 450 degree splash!
She lays perpendicular onto Leora and hooks a leg, while the referee counts...
...1...2...3!
Fresh off a victory, Leah Petrelli stands, receiving her Lust Title, which she holds victoriously into the air. She knows that she will face Adrian Merlo again at Dead End Road; this time in a straight-up Lust Title match, hoping this victory will give her momentum for her match.
Leora Selene Giuliana, meanwhile, sits in the center of the ring, appearing dismayed at her lack of a victory. Sensing JNX's desire with Leah, it's quite obvious Leora feels somewhat jealous, now, as well. Going into Dead End Road, Leora will have to maintain her wits and try not to let these feelings overcome her.
Winner: Leah Petrelli
We cut back to the back of the farmland area, where Stevie Swing has joined Team Wifey, thus completing the megapowers known as: Team Wifey-Swingy. The three of them are doing a few little pre-match rituals, with to each their own. Morgana is shining her belt because she is the World Champion. Adora is shining her belt because she is the Television Champion. Stevie Swing is spinning a dreidel... because he is a Jew. Suddenly, all three feel a chill run up their spines.
Morgana: Did it just get really cold over here?
Adora: Yeah. What's with that?
Stevie just shakes his head, a very un-amused expression on his face.
Stevie Swing: Hey, JPL.
The three look up and see that, yes, Jean-Paul Lacklan stands before them, covered in his dark robe, his cowl pulled down low to cover most of his masked face. Morgana, not intimidated in the least, speaks up.
Morgana: What do you want?
Lacklan turns his head slightly to regard the World Champion.
Jean-Paul Lacklan: Ah, Morgana. Adora. I see that the television has done little in the ways of giving your beauty justice.
Both Morgana and Adora look surprised, even speechless. Lacklan's gaze falls upon the World Title sitting in Morgana's lap.
Jean-Paul Lacklan: Ah, the affections and desires for all the people within Sin, both men and women. And pink, at that. It suits this federation.
Lacklan turns his head to take in all three.
Jean-Paul Lacklan: I just wanted to give you all a congratulatory remark. My faith in your victory this night is utter and supreme. Mr. Donovan is but a lapdog to Ms. Daniels. And she herself is far below par of the standards wrought by Team Wifey. And Casanova, as has been proved time and again, lacks the ability to stand at the level of those assembled here. Your victory shall be swift and complete, I am sure.
Lacklan pauses, with all three so caught off guard by the genuineness of Lacklan's voice to say anything in response.
Jean-Paul Lacklan: Well then, I have a match to prepare for. Good day, all. May the Lord find you in His graces.
Lacklan gives another small bow of his head and turns to leave, but stops as his back is turned, cocking his head to the side so that he catches Stevie in his peripherals.
Jean-Paul Lacklan: And Steven...nice form last week. I was correct; he is no match for you.
Lacklan turns his head, but speaks one final time before leaving.
Jean-Paul Lacklan: I suggest that those that wear belts be mindful of webs. Sometimes even the greatest get caught along with the rabble.
Lacklan leaves, with Team Wifey-Swingy looking at each other.
Adora: That guy's kind of a creep.
Stevie Swing: You have no idea.
The image fades out.
Arran Hayden steps toward the ring, throwing annoying fans out of the way, which only increase the jeers toward him. He slides into the ring, spitting on several fans as he leans over the ropes, just for good measure. He’s followed by Jean-Paul Lacklan, who steps through the audience with no problems, many boos coming from the fans, but they’re certainly not interested in getting in his way.
Lacklan slides into the ring, right into a running start that drives a knee lift into Arran Hayden’s abdomen. Hayden is then corkscrewed to the mat with a swinging neck breaker, which Lacklan then follows up by sitting up Hayden and spiking a kick right into Hayden’s spine. Lacklan lifts Hayden to his feet, only to be driven back by a hard eye-gouge from Hayden. Lacklan lunges back toward Hayden with a Yakuza kick, but Arran catches it, clenches and twists to send Jean-Paul Lacklan slammed on the other side of the ring with a 180 capture suplex. Hayden goes for a quick cover!
...1...
Before the referee can even get to two, Hayden rises, confused, with annoyance all over his face. From the same path him and Lacklan followed to the ring, now comes a robotic teddy bear, with a large steak-knife in one paw.
Robo-Teddy: Arr... I’ma cut you, Arran! Cut ya, y’hear?
Hayden snarls, until Robo-Teddy gets closer to the ring, and he runs, splaying Robo-Teddy into the dirt with a running baseball slide dropkick.
Arran Hayden finally approaches closer, now that the steak-knife is out of Robo-Teddy’s hands, and gives the downed Robo-Teddy a hard stomp into the abdomen. Mechanical parts can be heard breaking, as Hayden steps back onto the apron, spitting down on the fallen Robo-Teddy.
Just then, Savage Youth runs to the teddy’s aid, cursing fiercely at Hayden from below. Suddenly, from behind, Jean-Paul Lacklan grabs Arran Hayden from behind, chops him in the throat and then places him into a reverse headlock, lifts him up, stalling him, before flattening him to the mat with the Final Rite. Lacklan goes for the cover!
...1...2...3!
Jean-Paul Lacklan quickly rolls out of the ring, having an easy victory, as Savage Youth drags Robo-Teddy to the back, against the teddy’s best efforts.
Robo-Teddy: I’da cut ‘em, I don’t need you! Don’t hold me back, bitch! I’m okay!
However, Lacklan slides back into the ring, holding a very large sledgehammer in one hand, and a chair in the other. He drops the chair across the fallen Arran Hayden’s face, before turning to address the audience with a microphone handed to him by a staffer.
Jean-Paul Lacklan: Mr. Hayden wishes to see himself as the greatest heel. But I, by the grace of God, am the Ultimate Evil. Are you watching, Ms. Erikson? What of you, Morgana? Watch!
Jean-Paul Lacklan swings his “Knocker” down, crushing part of the chair, and shaping the rest of it around Arran Hayden’s face. Lacklan slides out of the ring, satisfied, with his sledgehammer, while medics and referees run to the ring to attend to Arran Hayden.
Arran Hayden finally rises on his own power, attempting to walk without aid, but seems utterly disoriented, stumbling and staggering his bruised self back down the entranceway, throwing medics out of way, in search of Savage Youth.
Arran passes through the curtain, dazed, and sees Savage Youth standing before him. He charges and tackles Savage Youth...! They eventually brawl right into the audience...
Winner: Jean-Paul Lacklan
Arran Hayden and Savage Youth continue to slug it out in the audience section. Arran Hayden drills Savage Youth with a knee to the gut, smashes his face off a wooden chair and then whips him into the next row, sending chairs and buckets everywhere. Arran stands over Savage Youth, picking up a bucket of pig slop and threatens pour it over Savage Youth; only to receive a kick in the groin from Savage Youth, forcing Arran to drop the pail.
Springing up to his feet, Arran tackles Arran Hayden, knocking him into a bail of hay, sending pieces of hay flying everywhere. The duo continue struggling over each other, striking each other with various strikes. Eventually, the two men fight towards the pig pen, where Savage Youth drags Arran Hayden, hoping to dip his face into the pig food.
However, not wanting this at all, Arran swats at Savage Youth with an elbow-shot, freeing himself from Savage Youth's clutches. After bashing Savage Youth's skull off the pail, Arran Hayden steps back, looking to clothesline Savage Youth into the pig excrement.
He charges forward, using a full burst of speed for momentum.
Savage Youth ducks.
As a result, Arran Hayden is backdropped up-and-over the pig-fence; and is then sent flying into the pig shit. A crowd gathers, laughing at Arran as he struggles to free himself, but nothing helps. He rises, but keeps falling, while Savage Youth stands back, laughing at him.
Savage Youth soon walks away, leaving Arran Hayden stuck in the pig shit.
The image fades in to Nikita feeding several chickens.
Nikita: And then I gave Mr. Page a gold plated ring for his action figures.
Chicken: Bawk bawk bawk.
Nikita: Yeah, that's what I said.
Chicken: Bawkah.
Nikita: I know! You saw that too?
Chicken: Bawk bawk.
Nikita: I don't know what she was thinking, either.
Nikita picks up some seed from the chicken feeders and eats a bit...before spitting it out.
Nikita: Jesus, how can you eat this stuff?
Chicken: Bawk.
Nikita: It's no wonder you have chicken legs. Hah hah, get it? Chicken legs?
Chicken: Baawk?
Nikita: Mmm barbecue chicken legs.
The chicken bites Nikita's finger and runs away, squawking in distress, probably summoning his chicken friends for help.
Nikita: Aw, come on, I was joking! But we were having such a great conversation. We'll finish this later, right? Jesus, Nikita, you always screw it up.
Nikita stands up, puts a piece of straw in her mouth and shuffles away from the chickens before they maul her to death.
Roxy Erickson makes her way through the fans, looking quite unkempt for herself. She’s wearing sweat pants and a hooded sweat shirt, with no makeup at all. The fans cheer her nonetheless, until they realize that there won’t be any champagne spraying entrance, which appears to disappoint them, somewhat. Nikita follows Roxy to the ring, looking to be in much better shape than Roxy.
The two women circle each other warily, before grappling, which ends with Nikita whipping Roxy around with an armbar, followed by some stiff elbows to the shoulder. A whip to the ropes, and Roxy gets dropped down to the mat with a drop-toe-hold, which Nikita follows with an early attempt at her infamous cross-armbreaker finisher, The End.
Roxy squeals in pain, scrambling around desperately, but Nikita holds on, determined to reverse her luck, quickly and decisively. Roxy finally twists around, throwing Nikita off, and gouging her eyes to back her off further.
They rise again, Nikita advancing with determination on Roxy. Nikita throws a kick into Roxy’s abdomen, catching her off-guard. Roxy promptly doubles over, collapsing across the ropes, and vomits off the side of the ring. Nikita seems disgusted for a moment, but turns and bounces off the opposing ropes to slam her weight across Roxy’s back. Roxy staggers back on her feet, before collapsing in the center of the ring. Nikita already has vaulted to the top rope, before leaping back with The Aura, her corkscrew moonsault! With a loud THWACK, she flattens herself across Roxy, who seems nearly lifeless under her weight! Nikita goes for the cover!
...1...2...
Roxy gets a shoulder up, thanks to a strong kickout! Nikita shakes her head, seemingly annoyed with herself, before rolling Roxy up again for another cover, this time decisively hooking both legs!
...1...2...
Roxy breaks the cover on a two count yet again!
This time, she rolls right through Nikita’s pinfall attempt, slamming Nikita to the mat with all of her weight!
Roxy straddles Nikita, delivering slap-after-slap across Nikita’s face, then rakes her nails all over her face, culminating in Roxy attempting to apparently chew one of Nikita’s eyebrows off! The referee only lets this go on for so long, before finally dragging Roxy off Nikita, who is now covered facially with claw marks, scratches, and definite teeth marks above one eye.
Roxy seems pleased with her trademark bitchfest, only to find Nikita spearing her from behind! Nikita clamps her arm back, locking in The End yet again on Roxy Erikson! Roxy finds herself close to the ropes, though, and grabs them, while Nikita attempts to wrench her toward the center of the ring. Roxy holds on long enough, though, and the referee calls for Nikita to break the hold! She won’t though, as Roxy finally kicks off of the ropes, rolling herself right over Nikita! The referee starts to count the pinfall, as Roxy’s legs fall back across the ropes!
...1...2...3!
Roxy rolls out of the ring quickly, a staff member hands her the Purity Title. She seems not to care though, heading in back looking quite ill, while Nikita finally gets to her feet in the ring, staring toward the exiting Roxy in disbelief after suffering another loss.
Winner: Roxy Erikson
Destiny Daniels is seen on a cellphone, the voice on the other end loud enough for the camera to pick up.
Voice: You're abusing your priveleges and—
Destiny Daniels: I gotta go!
Destiny spies guards and takes off running out of the shot, the guards passing by quickly after her.
"Show Me Love" by Haddaway hits the speakers, thus bringing out the Wifeys, Morgana and Adora, who march to the ring, wearing their own title belts -- the World Title and the Television Title, to be more exact.
Just as they enter the ring, The Electric Six's "Dance Epidemic" plays and that brings out Stevie Swing, dressed in farmer garb, looking as if he is fresh off milking a cow. Rolling inside, he tries to do a ho-down with the Wifeys, but they'll have none of it, as they stand in the corner, almost embarassed by what he is wearing. Finally, he removes his suspenders and pulls off the farmer's gear, showing his wrestling tights underneath. Again, he asks for another ho-down; but just like last time, they negate his request.
"The Outsider (Resident Reinhold mix)" by A Perfect Circle plays on the speakers, thus bringing out Shane Donovan, who holds a microphone in his hands, looking his opponents down. He brings the microphone up to his mouth.
Shane Donovan: A lot of people have been wondering who my partner for Dead End Road will be. They all know it'll be Adora and Morgana defending their titles... but against who? Well, they know that one of those people is me, Shane Donovan. The other person...?
Shane laughs.
Shane Donovan: Heh... Adora and Morgana, turn around.
Shane drops the microphone, while Adora and Morgana heed Shane's advice. Unfortunately for them, it turns out to be a horrible idea, as standing behind them is Casanova, who is wielding a chair, which he uses to not only bash against Adora's skull; but he also uses it to smash into Morgana's cranium.
With things officially underway, Shane charges towards the ring, slides inside and hijacks Stevie Swing from behind, halting his attempt at stopping the attack from Casanova, who manages to stomp on both Adora and Morgana. Shane is able to double-axehandle Stevie Swing in the back of the head, knocking him onto the canvas, where he commences kicking and stomping on him.
During the fracas, Casanova hoists up the chair he had previously used and tosses it into the front row,narrowly missing a fan. As well, Destiny Daniels runs down from the backstage area, evading the guards that are after her, sliding in, wishing to join in on the beatdown of Morgana, Adora and Stevie Swing.
Destiny grabs Adora, corners her and begins to unload a series of brutal martial-arts kicks on her, finishing off with a leaping spin kick, catching Adora in the jaw. Destiny then lifts Adora up, drapes her across the top rope with a front-suplex; and then knocks her to the floor with a swinging roundhouse kick.
As this happens, Shane Donovan corners Stevie Swing, battering him with some elbows to the jaw, even giving him some headbutts. After knocking Stevie against the ropes, Shane whips him across the ring, ducks down and then backdrops him up-and-over the top rope, where Stevie lands with a sick thud on the ground, landing in the grassy knoll, by the ring.
This leaves Morgana all alone in the ring, squaring off against Casanova, who gives her several European Uppercuts, which backs her against the ropes. Casanova's two partners, Shane and Destiny soon make their way over and join in on their attack, stomping and kicking at Morgana. Soon enough, Destiny takes the reigns and whips Morgana across the ring.
Upon her return, Morgana runs right into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker attempt from Destiny, but the World Champ is able to swing her way to safety, latch onto Shane Donovan's and give another tilt-a-whirl around him. This momentum is enough to swing Morgana all the way around Shane, allowing her to grab onto Casanova's head and then tornado-DDT him head-first into the canvas, forcing him to roll to the outside.
Enraged at this occurence, Shane traverses forward, hoping to knock Morgana's head off with a running clothesline, but she ducks that, strides forward and then kicks off Destiny's chest and flips backward, catching Shane on her way down with a huracanrana, also sending him flying out of the ring, having him land at Adora's feet, allowing her to stomp on his chest.
It comes down to Destiny and Morgana in the ring,with Destiny hoping to take advantage of things, wanting to cool things down; which she does. After striking Morgana with a quick knee to the gut, Destiny bashes Morgana's face off the turnbuckle pad, turns her around and then begins to unleash a fury of rapid-fire chops to the chest.
She whips Morgana across the ring, hoping to smash her against the turnbuckles; but Morgana takes control of the situation. Using the momentum from the Irish-whip for her own sake, Morgana uses a burst of speed to climb the corner turnbuckle pads and then leap off, diving through the air, hitting Casanova with a flying Shooting Star Press suicide dive off the top rope, knocking him back onto the ground.
Standing in the ring, watching as Morgana flies through the air, Destiny is unable to see that Adora has slid back inside. This allows for Adora to creep up behind her, knock her to the ground with a dropkick and then lift her back up. Adora lifts her up, ready to suplex Destiny, but as Destiny is hoisted up, she is able to strike Adora with a knee-strike to the head. Released of Adora's grip, Destiny steps in towards her, and then delivers a Northern Lights Brainbuster, dropping Adora on her skull.
Having the current Television Champ laid out, Destiny motions towards the corner and starts to ascend to the top rope, having her back turned to the inner-part of the ring. However, as this occurs, Stevie Swing tosses Shane Donovan into a row of chairs and slides back inside, eyeing Destiny elevating herself to the top rope. Quick to take advantage of this, Stevie Swing runs into the corner and shoves Destiny off, forcing her body to go flailing through the air, landing in a puddle of mud, outside of the ring.
Unfortunately for Stevie, after throwing Destiny to the floor, he turns around and walks right into a kick to the gut from Casanova, who has shoved Morgana aside. Yanking Stevie into the center of the ring, Casanova strikes Stevie with a bare-knuckled punch to the temple, knocking him backwards. From here, Casanova lifts Stevie up into a vertical suplex position, only to drop him forward, bringing him down with a Falcon Arrow.
Casanova hooks Stevie's legs, looking for a quick three-count...
...1...2...
However, before the three can be made, Adora rises to her feet and connects with a baseball-slide dropkick, hitting Casanova in the side of his head, thus stopping the count.
Holding Casanova's head with a handful of hair, Adora begins to unload with a flurry of rapid-fire kicks to the face, ultimately dizzying Casanova, whom she releases, allowing him to stumble around the ring. She hopes to follow up those former kicks with a leaping Roundhouse Kick, but Casanova is able to duck, swing around and then hoist Adora up onto his shoulders. After swinging around a little bit, Casanova drops Adora with a modified version of a Burning Hammer!
Seeing Adora laid out, Casanova now tries for a pinfall on her.
...1...2...
Stevie Swing tries to make the save, but he is cut-off by Shane Donovan, who tackles him with a spear.
...
Luckily, before the three is counted, Morgana hops onto the ring apron and springboards off the top rope. Soaring through the air, she extends her left leg, interrupting the three-count with a flying legdrop.
After stopping the count, Morgana rises to her feet, lifting Casanova up with her, putting him in a kneeling position. This allows for Morgana to bounce off the ropes and torpedo back, looking to hit some sort of move, only to have it falter. Instead, Casanova jumps to his feet, grabs the World Champion by the throat and then STOs her, dropping her on her back, allowing her to roll out onto the floor, where a muddy Destiny Daniels begins attacking her.
Adora and Stevie Swing remain in the ring for one team; while Casanova and Shane remain for the other team. Stevie Swing pairs off with Casanova, crushing him against the corner turnbuckle pads, after seeing Casanova eliminate Morgana from the ring. Stevie hammers some knees into Casanova's gut, while on the other side of the ring, Shane Donovan and Adora square off, with Shane hammering Adora with some double-axehandle shots.
In this corner, Shane lifts Adora onto his right shoulder and then sits her on the top turnbuckle pad. He slaps her and goes to climb up with her, but her stealthy feet come into play, allowing her to ward him off with some kicks to the head.
In the meantime, in the opposite corner, Casanova has overcome the charging shoulderblocks from Stevie Swing and has now cornered Stevie, smashing him with some fists and uppercuts. After some chops to Stevie's chest, Casanova goes to whip him across the ring, but Stevie reverses it, therefore sending Casanova across the ring, charging right for his partner, Shane Donovan.
However, before the two can collide, Adora hops off the second-rope, leapfrogs over Shane's head and catapults herself onto Casanova's shoulders, giving him a huracanrana, which she is able to follow-through into a rollup. The referee makes the count...
...1...2...
Before the three can be made, a staggering Shane Donovan sneaks up from behind, grabs Adora by the hair and pulls her off, breaking the three. With Adora in his clutches, Shane throws her towards Stevie Swing, knocking him down with spear from Adora.
On the ground, Destiny Daniels and Morgana exchange some blows, with Morgana ducking beneath a swinging kick from Destiny, which results in her foot smacking off the ring post, injuring Destiny. This gives Morgana the chance to roll inside, only to be focused by Shane Donovan, who happens to target her by driving a knee to the back of her skull.
With two hands, Shane grasps Morgana's pink hair, lifts her to a standing base and then whips her across the ring. As she returns, he side-steps her, lifts her up and then drops her with a Blue-Thunder Driver. He makes the cover...
...1...2...
This time, it's Adora coming to the save of Morgana, getting back to her feet and stomping on the back of Shane's head, stopping the cover. Shane tries to fight back, striking Adora with an elbow to the gut, hoping to fight her off; but she continues to strike, hitting him with some crescent kicks to the chest, each kick breaking him down even further.
Outside, Destiny circles around the ring, trying to regain feeling in her foot, watching as Stevie Swing gets back to a standing position. Knowing that he is the person that she will face at Dead End Road, she wastes little time in trying to get a pre-match advantage, as she trips him from behind, resulting in him falling on his face.
Climbing onto the ring apron, she slingshots herself back into the ring, over the top rope, and lands with a flying stomp to the back of Stevie Swing's head, stomping his skull into the ring canvas. Despite the mud stains, Destiny is still able to move casually, allowing her to rise Stevie up into a kneeling position, striking him with some knees to the face. Hanging his head over the middle rope, Destiny immediately climbs to the top rope, hoping to nail a guillotine legdrop; but fails, as Stevie notices her soaring through the air.
Rolling to the side, Stevie watches as Destiny Daniels lands on her rear-end, deciding to roll out onto the apron, with her. Out here, Stevie aides Destiny in standing back up, but that friendliness soon fades, as Stevie chops her across the face and then hoists her up onto his shoulders with a standing fireman's carry.
Aware of the predicament she is in, Destiny begins to squirm and wiggle her way to freedom, not wanting to be driven onto the apron. This squirming enables her to re-enter the inner portion of the ring, standing behind Stevie Swing, who turns around, looking to grab onto Destiny for a second time. Destiny has other plans, though, as when he turns, she leaps into the air, hoping to connect with a leaping swing kick. Of course, he ducks this, allowing for Destiny to land on her feet; which he then gives her a charging shoulder from the outer portion of the apron.
Having Destiny hunched over, Stevie Swing sunset-flips over the top rope and over Destiny, rolling her up...
However, Destiny maintains her hold on the top rope, not allowing herself to be rolled up. Seeing this, Adora stomps over and delivers a leaping kick to Destiny's arms, sending her falling back into a rollup, which the referee begins to count...
...1...2...
At the count of two, Casanova springs from his position and charges in at Stevie Swing, hitting a baseball-slide dropkick, disrupting the count!
Shane Donovan goes to join the frey, but before he can get into the mix, Morgana leaps up and decks Shane with a dropkick, sending him stumbling towards Adora, who grabs his head and brings him down with a lungblower!
Casanova takes offense to this, decides to charge at Morgana and then bionic elbows her in the forehead, allowing him to apply a half-nelson. He then promptly hoists Morgana high into the air and then drives her back down with a half-nelson slam into a backbreaker! Seeing Adora charge at him, wanting to save her Wifey, Casanova quickly snaps out of the way, laughing as Adora tries for a back-splash, but hits nothing but the canvas.
Being the only person left standing in the ring, Casanova targets the World Champion, Morgana, lifting her up by her pink hair. Slapping Morgy around, Casanova corners her and delivers some more European Uppercuts. Eventually, he has Morgy sitting on the top rope, where he joins her by climbing to the second turnbuckle pad.
Up here, Casanova strikes Morgana with palm-thrusts and then positions her for a super Fisherman's Buster. With each attempt Casanova makes, Morgana is able to block it, using her right leg to wrap around the top rope, frustrating the hell out of Casanova, who starts to unload with some more punches. With one more attempt, Casanova unsuccessfully tries to hit another super Fisherman's Buster, but again, Morgana slaps her way out of it, even using her fingernails to claw into Casanova's eyes.
As all of this happens, Adora watches from far-off, decides to charge in, rapidly climbs the corner and hits a super reverse-huracanrana onto Casanova, driving his head directly into the canvas. Watching as Adora wiggles out of the way, leaving Casanova in a crumpled heap, Morgana nods her head, stands to her feet on the top rope and then dives off.
Somersaulting through the air, Morgana lands with a vicious double-stomp into Casanova's chest and then rolls through, hoping to complete the combination of moves that she calls "Often Imitated". As she rolls upward, Destiny Daniels suddenly leaps into the air, striking her with a leaping spin kick, sending her twisting in mid-air, landing with a hard thud on the canvas!
Standing around Morgy's legs, Destiny hunches over, grabs onto them and lifts them up. Next, she hollers out to her partner, Shane Donovan, who stumbles to his feet and grabs Morgana's arms. Together, they go to throw her high into the air, wanting gravity to do its work and smash her down onto the canvas. Unfortunately for them; when it comes to a battle with gravity, Morgy always wins.
Able to contort her body around, she is able to land on Shane's shoulders with her hands, while her feet land on Destiny's shoulders. Pushing off Destiny, she is then able to place both feet onto Shane's shoulders, stand on him and then backflip off his shouders, hitting Destiny Daniels with a moonsault.
Not liking what just happened, seeing his parner flattened, Shane Donovan storms forward, hoping to clothesline Morgana back down, but she ducks beneath his arm, leaps up onto his shoulders, into a seated position and tries for a victory roll. Using his strength, Shane retains his standing position, holds onto Morgana and then tosses her forward, sending her face and stomach first into the canvas, where he begins to stomp on her, forcing her to roll out of the ring.
Shane Donovan stands in the ring, the only person left inside, as everyone else has rolled to the ground. As he watches Morgana trying to regain her senses on the grass, Stevie Swing slides inside, sneaking up on Shane. He goes to attack Shane, but before he can connect with a move, Shane turns around, seeing Stevie at the very last second.
Able to side-step the attack, Shane watches as Stevie bounces off the ropes, catching him upon his rebound, hoping to hit a spinning spinebuster. Before it can be landed, though; Stevie immediately squirms his way to safety, angering Shane, who then throws a clothesline towards Stevie Swing's head. Ducking beneath this, Stevie Swing turns Shane around, goes to kick him in the gut, but has his foot captured.
With Stevie's foot in his hands, Shane flings Stevie backward, resulting in Stevie doing a complete backflip, landing safely on his own two feet. Just as he lands, however; Stevie is able to halt an incoming Shane Donovan, spitting a red mist into Shane's eyes, blinding him!
Stumbling around the ring, Shane becomes victim to a fisherman's buster from Stevie Swing, who then rolls over onto Shane, trying for the pinfall...
...1...2...
Casanova slides into the ring, breaking the count! This disruption allows Shane to roll to the outside, trying to get the mist out of his eyes, while Casanova and Stevie Swing battle on the inside.
Having stomped on the back of Stevie's skull, Casanova lifts Stevie up, whips him into the corner and then follows in with a running high knee into the corner. As Stevie stumbles out, Casanova kicks him in the gut, bounces off the ropes and then returns with the Bad Omen! He covers Stevie, looking for a victory...
...1...2...
Before the three is made, Adora rolls inside and double-stomps the back of Casanova's skull, stopping the count, allowing Stevie to roll to the floor, trying to regain his wits. Adora rises Casanova up into a kneeling position, where she begins to unleash a flurry of kicks to Casanova's chest, ribs and stomach, finishing off with a spin wheel kick, knocking Casanova down.
Moving out onto the outer portion of the apron, Adora uses the top rope as a springboard and then soars her body through the air, hitting a senton bomb onto Casanova. She uses the motion of the senton bomb to roll up to her feet and then jump onto the middle turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring. Using a springboard moonsault for her next move, Adora flies back, landing harshly onto Casanova, but opts against going for another pinfall. Instead, she picks him up, looking to do more damage.
Backing Casanova against the ropes, she slaps him across the chest a few times and then tries to whip him out. Unfortunately for the Television Champion, Casanova is able to reverse the whip and send Adora out, instead. Before he can release his hold on her, though; he lifts his left knee, smashing it into Adora's midsection, sending her hurdling over.
He wastes no time in picking her back up, palm-thrusting her with his right hand, using his strength to back her against the ropes. He whips her off and drops down, looking for a backdrop. Alternatively, when Adora returns, she leaps onto Casanova's hunched-over back, wraps her legs around his arms and then attempts a sunset-flip, which he negates. Pushing off the canvas, she is able to lift herself halfway back up and then continue with the roll-through, hitting a sunset-flip bombonto Casanova!
Adora continues to have her legs hooked around Casanova's arms, looking for another cover...
...1...2...
Again, the count is stopped! This time, it's Destiny Daniels, who slides inside, grabs Adora by the hair and then drags her away from the cover, allowing for Casanova to roll to the floor, hoping to recover.
STanding over Adora and hammering her with some knees-to-the-face, Destiny double-underbooks both of the Television Champ's arms and then flings her overhead with a release suplex. Quickly lifting Adora back up, Destiny stands behind her, hooks her arms around Adora's, tightens her grip and then springs back, hitting The Mind Blower onto Adora! She then lays side-by-side with Adora, where she locks on The Cottonmouth, peeling back, trying to get Adora to submit!
Several times, the referee checks in on Adora, making sure that she wants to continue the match. While this is happening, Morgana climbs up onto the side of the apron, and much like Adora before her, she uses the top rope as a springboard. Performing a twisting corkscrew 630 degree splash, Morgana lands on Destiny, thereby breaking The Conttonmouth, freeing Adora, who happens to roll to the ground, trying to gather herself, taking a spot next to Casanova.
Fresh off hitting a spectacular move, Morgana gets to her feet, taking Destiny up with her. Backing Destiny into the ropes, Morgana goes to whip her out, only to have the whip reversed. Morgana bounces off the ropes, only to hit a satellite headscissors onto Destiny Daniels, prompting her to twirl around several times on Destiny, making at least 5 complete rotations, before bringing her down with a huracanrana!
Morgana rolls over, making a cover...
...1...2...
But Shane Donovan reaches in, grabs onto Morgana's foot and pulls her off, stopping the count!
Shane rolls inside, quick to attack Morgana, hitting her with some knees to the face, dizzying her. He lifts her up onto his shoulders, holding her with areverse fireman's carry. Before long, he tossesher forward, drops down to one knee and delivers a reverse fireman's carry into a backbreaker!
In no time later, he swiftly lifts Morgana up, grabbing her by the ankles and rolling her up to her feet. He stands behind her, locking her arms with his, while Stevie Swing slides back inside, ready to take the action to Shane. Lifting Morgana up into a Vertebreaker position, Shane stands up, seeing Stevie steamroll towards him. As a result, Shane's attention shifts from Morgana, allowing her to free herself and land on her feet behind Shane, to Stevie, who extends his leg, looking to hit The Last Dance.
Seeing Stevie's foot swarm towards his face, Shane instantaneously ducks down, having Stevie's foot graze by his head. Instead, the foot fires like a missile, striking his own partner, Morgana, in the face. The force of the blow is so intense, that it sends Morgana stumbling backwards, knocking her out of the ring and onto the ground.
Smirking at Stevie's lack of a strike, Shane stands behind Stevie, who is trying to figure out what has just happened. Because of this, Shane is able to sneak up behind him and apply a Cobra-Clutch. Stevie's arms flail wildly, looking to find a release, finding one by using his right elbow to smash against Shane's temple.
Unfortunately, that isn't enough to stop Shane from progressing. Again, Shane clamps down on Stevie, attempting an exploder-suplex; but again, Stevie elbows him, using his left elbow, this time. When he is free, Stevie throws a clothesline at Shane's head, but Shane ducks down, allowing him to try and lift Stevie up for a Vertebreaker.
Stevie struggles to break free, having Shane struggle to keep his grip on him, trying to lift him into the air. Eventually, Stevie is able to use the middle ropes to give him a bit of momentum to swing his way to safety. Just as Stevie is able to burst away from Shane's clutches, he takes a step back and then launches his foot towards Shane's head, connecting with The Last Dance!
Out of energy, Stevie Swing drops down and covers Shane Donovan...
...1...2...
Outside of the ring, Casaniva kicks Adora aside and goes to slide back in, but it's too late...
...3!
At the count of three, Stevie Swing rolls off Shane Donovan, looks at Destiny Daniels and then exits the ring, leaving The Wifeys behind. He walks up the entrance ramp, while Adora checks on Morgana, who is still laid out on the ground, while Casanova stalks them down, looking to attack.
The image fades out, last showing Adora helping Morgana to her feet, while Destiny aides Shane Donovan in getting back up and Casanova watching The Wifeys with a keen eye. Adora and Morgana are handed their titles, which they hold up in the air, while Morgana holds her jaw, trying to regain feeling in her face. From inside the ring, Casanova points at their titles, while Shane slowly begins to sit-up. The cameras then fade out, last showing The Wifeys holding their titles.
Winners: Adora, Morgana, Stevie Swing