


[Alex Devious starts off the match clothesline which takes Raziel down to the mat. Before he had a chance to get up, Alex slides out of the ring and searches underneath the ring. He emerges victorious with led pipe before sliding back into the ring. Just as he’s about to clock Raziel over the head with it, Raziel ducks and chops the back of Devious’ knee, making him collapse. Raziel continues by taking the led pipe from Alex’s hands and hitting him in the spine and then in the forehead, breaking open the skin.]
[Raziel slides back out of the ring and takes a gander underneath the ring. He came back up and leaped onto the ring apron with a roll of wires held behind his back. Alex Devious charged towards the ropes to attack Raziel but was surprised with a punch to the face. Raziel then wrapped the wires around Alex’s neck while he back was turned and hopped off of the ring apron while holding the other end, thus strangling him and eventually pulling him over the top rope. With Alex gasping for air, Raziel lashed him a few times with the wires.]
[Raziel takes another peek under the ring apron, pulling out a broom and cracking it over Alex’s back. With the stick broken in two, he begins beating Alex over the head with them but Alex grabs one stick and rips it out of Raziels grasp to thrust it in his throat. Raziel stumbles back as Alex pulls a chair out from under the mat and lays it flat on the floor. He grabs Raziel and places him into a headlock to DDT him into the chair and goes for the pin.]
[Raziel kicks out just in time with a slight bit of blood trickling from his forehead. They both stumble to their feet but Raziel brings Alex back down with a spear. Raziel quickly recovers and dashes towards the announcers table and grabs the bell before hurrying back over to Alex. Alex slowly gets to his feet, unaware of the bell in Raziels hands, and is clocked in the head. Once Alex falls, Raziel goes for the pin…]
[The ref calls for the bell and Raziel retains his ultraviolence title. With blood dripping down his face he grabs the chair and hovers over Alex who is just barely conscious. Just as Alex sits up, Raziel smacks him over his bludgeoned head with the chair knocking him out cold. Although he is down and out, Raziel continutes relentlessly until officials are forced to come out and pry Raziel away from Alex Devious.]

[The door opens and on the otherside we see Destiny, not looking the best after just getting out of the hospital a little over a week ago and the beat down she got at the hands of Aph last week. It takes a bit for her to realize who it was but once she does she gives him a smile. He pulls out the teddy bear from behind him and hands it to her.]
Scar: Here, I didn't get a chance to give you this last week. A get well present.
[She looks at it and takes it from his hands. Her smile grows a bit more at the thought of him giving her a gift]
Destiny: Thanks.
[Scar smiles back and goes to leave but he stops and turns back around. Destiny looks back at him waiting for him to say something in this awkward moment.]
Scar: If it's alright with you I think I would like to come down and watch your back during your match. I don't trust Aphrodisia and I for sure as hell don't trust Priest.
[Destiny hugs her bear tightly showing that she appreciates the gift and looks back at Scar.]
Destiny: Sure I would appreciate that.
Scar: Ok, see you later then.
[Scar turns around and starts walking away as Destiny calls after him.]
Destiny: I'll be down for your match as well. Aphrodisia isn't going to get away with attacking me last week without a fight.
[Scar looks back at her and gives her a little smile.]
Scar: Cool, thanks, I have a feeling I might need some help tonight.
[We fade out with a picture of Destiny hugging her bear tightly as Scar walks down the hallway in a very successful walk sort of way.]

["Big Dog" by Lil Boosie cranks up and plays for a few seconds before Sean Rollins emerges from behind the curtains. He slowly swaggers down the ramp, towards the ring, where he casually walks up the steps and stands on the apron. He walks to the far turnbuckle and jumps over it into the ring.]
[Elizabeth Dean starts off the match right away with a few boots to the gut of Sean Rollins. She continues to place him in a headlock, preparing for a DDT, but Sean reverses and brings her head down to the mat with a DDT of his own. Before she has a chance to recover, Sean Rollins shoves his boot into Elizabeth’s face repeatedly until the ref forces him to stop. While the ref yells at Sean and his back is turned, Elizabeth Dean makes her way to her feet and onto the top turnbuckle going for the frogsplash, which she lands as the ref quickly dashes out of the way. Elizabeth attempts to place Sean Rollins in a figure four leg lock but as she seems to fumble, Sean kicks her away and into the corner. He quickly gets to his feet as Elizabeth stumbles forward and sets her up for a powerbomb that he manages successfully. While she’s laid out on the mat, Sean climbs up to the top rope for a moonsault, but Elizabeth Dean rolls out of the way just in time.]
[Sean crawls to the ropes to use them as leverage to get to his feet as Elizabeth stands up on her own. Once he’s up, she charges at Rollins and clotheslines him over the top rope. He lands on his feet and quickly grabs Elizabeth’s ankles, taking her down and pulling her out of the ring. With them both on the floor, the ref starts the ten count all the while the two continue to pummel away at each other. Elizabeth Dean bulldog’s his face into the ground and quickly stands up again. She begins tugging on him to get up.]
[The ref finishes the 10-count, calling for the bell and a double count out. Elizabeth just looks up at the ref before setting Rollins up for the Pedigree on the hard floor that knocks him out cold.]


[The lights begin to flicker as words show up on the big screen...]
[However, in this matchup, Anthony Michaels' proclamations of no one comparing to him fall just a tad short. Despite his best effort, which includes falling down after several punches, being superplexed and having Travis Miller give him a suplex into a gutbuster, Michaels comes out on the losing end of the stick, allowing Travis Miller to gain his second straight victory since returning to Sin Wrestling.]
[After the match, an unexhausted Miller celebrates in the ring; standing up onto the second rope, holding his hands into the air. Slowly, he hops down and walks to the back, glad to have made short work of Anthony Michaels.]

[An infectious drum beat fills the arena. The black and blue lights begin to pulse to the beat. As the guitar rifts are added on top, strobe lights and smoke start in the entranceway.]
Announcer: "In the arena right now, hailing from Toronto, weighing in tonight at 285 pounds, The Golden One TIM JAMES!"
[Tim appears through the smoke. He flashes metal horns to the crowd and holds a pose down for several seconds before heading to the ring. Tim rolls into the ring and poses on the turnbuckles, flashing metal horns again.]
["As I Am" by Dream Theaters hits Sin Wrestling's sound system and we wait a full minute until the words of James Labrie start to come through. Finally, Tony Star heads out to the enranceway...]
[As Star gets to the middle of the ramp, he gives the crowd a stare; he even heads to the right of the screen and acts like he is going to punch a fan, smiling as he stops just short of striking him.]
[After Star slides into the ring, he walks around as the song finishes...]
[The match starts off pretty quickly. Tony Star tries to take on both Davey Bellringer and Tim James at once. However, this doesn't last too long, since the two just whale away on him with vicious forearms, backing him into the ropes. After an Irish whip, the two bend forward, attempting a double back body drop. Tony Star skids to a stop on his knees, though, and slams a pair of fists into their respective groins, causing them to double over.]
[The match continues on this way, with Tony Star getting the upperhand through underhanded tactics. At one point, Bellringer tries to clothesline the shit out of Star, but Star ducks, causing Davey to knock Tim James flat on his ass -- which James doesn't take too kindly to, popping right up and shoving Davey backwards.]
[Soon, Davey sends Tim out of the ring with a spin wheel kick -- only to be rolled up by Tony Star.]
[And Tony Star picks up the victory -- with considerable ease, no less.]

Ace Rodgers: Well, as always, I'm the snazzy-ass Ace Rodgers, waiting for the wrestler, Cock, to do his damn prematch and as usual... the prick is missing! Where the hell is Cock? Why does this guy always have to play friggin' games?!
[Just then, Rodgers hears something from around the corner. Ace Rodgers quickly gets defensive and has a curious look on his face...]
Ace Rodgers: Is that YOU, Cock?! I'm not in the mood tonight, man... seriously!
[Rodgers slowly peeks around the corner to find....nothing...]
Ace Rodgers: COCK!! WHERE ARE YOU?! That's it....he's not showing....
[Music begins to play...]
Ace Rodgers: Co...Cock?!
[Cock's lockerroom door EXPLODES and an ENORMOUS cake rolls out!! A bright white light shines in Rodgers' face as he stumbles to the ground... a tear dripping down his cheek.... ]
Ace Rodgers: My God....sheer beauty....
[The cake rolls into the hallway and a crowd gathers...]
Ace Rodgers: WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE STARING AT?!?! DISPERSE!! LEAVE!! NOW!! NOTHING TO SEE HERE....
[Suddenly, the cake literally blows up! When the smoke clears, cake is everywhere. It covers Ace Rodgers and the crowd....but standing where the cake once was.....is COCK!]
Ace Rodgers: COCK!!!!
[The music gets even louder!]
[Wrapped around his waist, COCK is holding a plastic looking title with a picture of an erect penis with a perverted smile on the front of it. As well, he's wearing a SIN Wrestling-4-evert-shirt and extremely short shorts...]
Cock: RODGERS!!! IT IS I -- COCK.. and tonight.. I ascend to the heavens and introduce to everyone, my ERECTION CHAMPIONSHIP! However, my goal tonight, I must keep it from the hands of an undeserving BASTARD who wants to BASTARDIZE my title and all that I've worked for over the past....
Ace Rodgers: Cock...
COCK: I KNOW, ACE RODGERS! I KNOW!! You're going to be ROOTING for me....this crowd will be ROOTING for me....Corey will be ROOTING for me... because in REALITY... who the hell really wants to see David Dunn as the ERECTION champion?! This guy doesnt have the pizazz and FLASH that is needed to be an ERECTION champion!! Sure, he's an okay-looking stud and probably a nice piece of ass... but how far will that get you in SIN Wrestling?!
Ace Rodgers: Cock, you're not even the.. Erection Champion, that title does not exist! You never won it! It's not even valued as a title in Sin Wrestling!
COCK: Oh....but it is!! IT IS MINE BECAUSE I AM THE ONE, WHO FOR THE PAST WHILE, SPILLED MY BLOOD, CRIED MY TEARS AND SPENT THE GOOD PART OF MY WRESTLING CAREER FIGHTING TO BE A CHAMPION, DAMNIT! THIS BELT IS MINE! And tonight, in front of an audience of stunned little studs, I will prove my supreme homosexuality!
Ace Rodgers: Supreme homosexuality?!
COCK: YES! You see, this match tonight is not no ordinary match... it is an ERECTION TITLE MATCH... but more importantly than all that CRAP... It's a HOMO vs. HOMO MATCH!
Ace Rodgers: Say what?
COCK: YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, ACE OF GRACE! This match is going to be QUEER vs. QUEER! FUDGE AGAINST FUDGE! PACKER to PACKER! DUNN IS GAYYYYY
Ace Rodgers: ...I see.
COCK: Yes way!
Ace Rodgers: Cool.
COCK: Oh yeah...
Ace Rodgers: Did you ever see how much tail that guy gets?
COCK: Have you ever met a chick he closed the deal with?
Ace Rodgers: Hmmm...
COCK: Yes! I can tell you haven't, Rodgers!! NO ONE HAS!!
Ace Rodgers: What about his ex...?
COCK: What about her?! I HEARD SHE WAS A HERMAPHRODITE!! Why do you think Dunn dumped her ass?!? He couldn't let word get out he was a fudge-a-rooni...LIKE ME!!
Ace Rodgers: ...
[Rodgers gets a horrid look on his face. He drops his microphone and takes off down the hallway, fearful for his own sanity. COCK picks up the microphone and is about to speak when a SIN Wrestling referee comes up to him and takes the ERECTION title from around his waist.]
COCK: IT'S MINE, DAMNIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SNEAKY LITTLE BASTARD?!
Referee: Easy, Cher!! We have received orders from SIN Management that you can't take an unofficial title to the ring!
COCK: Oh... be careful! It's my baby! I want it back after the match... DAMN YOU, DUNN! DAMN YOU FOR FORCING ME TO LEAVE MY TITLE! I LOVE SIN Wrestling IN WAYS I CANNOT DESCRIBE.....It's my home away from home....damnit....IT IS MY HOME!! Never, ever have I had success in any other organization....when no one else would give Cock a chance....Corey and SIN Wrestling gave Cock a chance....Not many things in this world have true value to me....but SIN Wrestling really does....and I love it.... tonight... on Impulse I CEMENT my claim to GREATNESS in SIN Wrestling by becoming the FIRST EVER ERECTION CHAMPION! Tonight, Cock takes a step up and David Dunn takes a step down... down to my PENIS, that is! That's right, Dunn, you little homogay, you're going to come out of the closet tonight and I'm going to CUM in your ass! Dunn, I want you to open wide and get ready to swallow EVERY SINGLE OUNCE OF HOT, STEAMY, CUM THAT I'M GOING TO PUMP INTO YOUR STOMACH THAT YOU CALL A SPERM BANK! TONIGHT... COCK... TAKES CENTER STAGE! VAMOOOOOSE!!
[The lights go out... COCK is on his way to the ring...]

[A quiet hush falls over the crowd as the lights dim and a spotlight hits the entranceway to the ring. Static starts to fill over the PA system and an explosion behind the entranceway is heard as "Remedy" by Seether begins to play.]
[The "GFF" David Dunn walks out on to the entrance ramp, wearing a long, black leather jacket with black and red wrestling shorts. In his right hand is a sledgehammer which he has risen up into the sky.]
[David points the sledgehammer towards the ring as he starts to make his way towards the ringside area.]
[David places the sledgehammer in one of the ring corners and takes off his jacket, laying it on top of the hammer. David then proceeds to slide into the ring...]
[However, just as he enters, Cock springs forward and attacks him, catching him off-guard, kneeing him in the back several times. Continuing to capitalize on this off-guard sneak attack, Cock commences choking David Dunn, even using the bottom rope to choke him out. Despite some humping and groping, David Dunn is able to make it back up to his feet, enabling him to send some elbows to Cock's pudgy gut.]
[After throwing some punches upside Cock's head, David Dunn corners him and pummels him down to the ground, hoping to defeat the man simply known as "Cock". Using his left foot, he hopes to kick him in the face until he is bleeding and/or black and blue. However, this attempt is foiled once Cock catches David's foot and stands to his feet. Seconds later, David Dunn finds himself on his back, looking up at the lights, as Cock clotheslines him down to the mat.]
[Soon after that, Cock flattens David with a series of repeated elbowdrops, which'll surely keep his opponent grounded. After rubbing his genitals in Dunn's face a few times, it's Cock who comes out on top, first hitting him with a crotch-to-face tombstone piledriver and then picking him up, only to drop him back down with the Cock Intervention. Easily, he covers David Dunn, the former Ultraviolence Champion...]
[And that's all he needs to experience his first Sin Wrestling victory. After the match, Cock rises to his feet, points at his genitals and salutes the crowd, who vomit at his presence. He is then escorted to the back by his cabana boys, who place their hands all over Cock, who obviously enjoys the attention given to him.]

Ace Rodgers: Well Jesus. Fuck this place.
[Uttering some more swear words, Ace Rodgers finally finds his destination: Aphrodisia Jordan's locker room. Fearful, he knocks on the door, wanting her to open up as soon as possible, wanting to get the hell out of this dreary scene. After no answer on his first knock, he tries again; but before his knuckles strike the door, the figure of Aphrodisia stands before him, pulling the door open.]
Ace Rodgers: H- hello. I'm here to give you an interview. You know... like the good old days!
[Not saying a word, Aphrodisia just stares at him.]
Ace Rodgers: Uhm... well, okay. Anyhow, what everyone is wonder is this... why did you attack Destiny Daniels last week?! Fresh off her Television Title win, she was celebrating inside the ring, when you came down and destroyed her! Why did you do this?!
[He pokes the microphone at her face, but doesn't get a response. Confused, he continues onward.]
Ace Rodgers: Errr... well, okay... next question! You're here by yourself; you've been left by everyone who you have joined with... are you a black widow or something?!
[The microphone is shoved at her face, again.... still no response.]
Ace Rodgers: I see... fine. I'm just sayin'...
[Tapping his foot, Ace thinks to himself.]
Ace Rodgers: Ah-ha! You have a match coming up again Scar and I was wondering how you think you'll do. I mean, he has shown to be pretty close to Destiny Daniels these past few weeks... and... what the hell? Why do you have that blowtorch?!
Aphrodisia: ...
[Looking at Ace, Aphrodisia still does not mutter a sentence. In return, she just scurries on out the door, holding the said device, leaving a confused Ace Rodgers behind.]
Ace Rodgers: Well, if she's leaving, then I'm getting the hell out of here, too.
[Ace walks out after her.]

[Fog begins to rise from the floor as Scar appears from within.]
[The lights of the arena suddenly snap off, leaving it in pitch black aside from the emergency exit lights. An image begins to appear on the screen overhanging the stage.]

[In the center of the ring, Aphrodisia and Scar square off. Aphrodisia calls for a test of strength, which causes Scar to make a weird face, since he is obviously much larger and stronger than her. However, this face soon turns to one of pain, as Aphrodisia catches him with a swift European uppercut. Following this up, Aphrodisia hits a nice dropkick that sends Scar right through the ropes and to the outside.]
[The two continue battling on the outside, where Scar manages to get the advantage after dodging a running knee strike from Aphrodisia, causing her to hammer her knee into the steel ring steps. Scar tosses her back inside.]
[In the ring, Scar continues his assuault, sending Aprhodisia into the corner. Charging in after her, he hits a body avalanche in the corner, causing Aphrodisia to drop down to the mat. With her down, Scar pulls himself up in the corner, soon coming off with a pair of elbows into her spine. He flips her over and goes for a pin.]
[Aphrodisia manages to kick out, just after the count of two.]
[Later in the match, Aphrodisia once again gains the advantage, reversing a powerbomb attempt into a victory roll, after sliding around on Scar's shoulders.]
[Having caught Scar by surprise, Aphrodisia picks up a long two count. Scar pops right back up, despite showing signs of fatigue. Running at Aphrodisia, he swings an arm, but she ducks, coming up behind him with waistlock. He tries to throw an elbow back at her, but she slips underneath it and comes up in front of him. Jumping up on to his shoulders, yet again, this time spiking his head into the mat with a frankensteiner. She then heads up top.]
[And misses a guillotine leg drop off the top rope!]
[The match continues on in Scar's favor, as he uses his size and stength to keep Aphrodisia grounded. He does a damn fine job of it, too, in fact making it seem as if Aphrodisia is history at one point by almost hitting his finisher, "Emptiness," on her. However, she twists out of the inverted face lock and locks in one of her own -- but she doesn't hit a move and instead slashes her nails across his exposed chest, drawing blood. Releasing the inverted face lock, she accompanies the marks on his chest with ones on his face, raking her nails right across his flesh and drawing more blood. She then kicks him in the midsection and pulls him into a standing head scissors, after which she hits a "Femme Fatality." Shortly thereafter, this is followed by "The French Kiss" -- and a pin.]
[And Aphrodisia picks up the win -- but just barely.]

[The big man went down to his knees and the silhouette of Aphrodisia Jordan could be seen standing over him, chair in hand.]
[Flaming Youth wasted no time in jumping to action as the woman swung hard to try and strike him in the face. He ducked the maneuver, however, and when she caught her bearings, found a boot to her midsection, in reply. He grabbed the chair from her hands, and they played tug of war until he eventually let go, letting her slam back-first into the wall. He rushed in, and she held the chair up high in front of her in defense, and much to her surprise it came flying back into her face as Youth threw his body feet first into the item. The chair clanged off the cement floor where she dropped it, and her hand shot up to her skull, feeling the warm, wet liquid as it began to ooze out. She rushed forward, surprising the young man and speared him into the concrete wall.]
[The two scrapped back and forth, trading right hands viscously until a call down the hallway alluded to security. Press stood up then, rubbing the back of his head and watching the two smaller forms grappling for position in the throws of death. He reached down then, grabbing up Aphrodisia by the hair of the head, and slung her backwards into the concrete wall. She landed hard, the back of her head popping against the cold concrete, and she slid down to a seated position as security came to secure all three of the SIN wrestlers. Press shook his head as Youth hopped up, and shoved a finger in Aphrodisia's face, in which she promptly went to bite his finger.]
[After several more curse words, they held the Tag Champions in check,
while Aphrodisia was drug down the hallway. Press turned to Youth with
a raised eyebrow, and threw his thumb up in the direction they had drug her.]
Press: Now that's one crazy bitch!
Youth: Yeah, well... I want her ass next week on Impulse!
[Press merely smirked, and then turned to watch the last remnants of the
female before she was drug around the corner. He shook his head one
more time, as the scene cut back to the arena floor.]

[The song continues to hurtle into action as Carson hikes down the ramp, then stands at ringside, looking at the fans.]
[Chris Carson leaps up onto the side of the apron, twirls around to look at the fans, turns around and then hops back inside of the ring, where he tests out the ropes, ready for a fight.]
[The arena goes black as the Sin-screen fades to an image of a man's face backstage, he hops up and down as the ring announcer says his name (Gabriel Reno), and he bolts through the curtains with arms out, and spins around on the ramp. He points at signs representing him in the crowd, as pyrotechnics go off in the ring, and he runs down and slides in, going turnbuckle to turnbuckle with his arms out as if to say 'What's next?'. As well, he wears the Platinum Championship proudly around his waist.][Straight away, Chris Carson and Gabriel Reno began talking trash to one another. "The Creep" just sort of laughs at Gabriel Reno, who seems intent on showing "The Creep" up. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Carson plants his fist deep in Reno's face, sending him stumbling backwards. With the crowd roaring, Gabriel Reno cups his aching chin, and then checks for blood. Meanwhile, "The Creep" only laughs further, which only appears to infuriate Gabriel Reno -- Gabriel soon sets in on Chris Carson with rights and lefts of his own, and the two began to slug it out.]
[Then Gabriel Reno goes down, a la a tornado DDT from...Nikita?]
[Just like everyone else in the arena, Chris Carson is confused at the appearance of Nikita, former Platinum Champion, who also brings a referee along with her. Before he can properly respond to her appearance, however, Chris receives at least three painful blows to his groin from Nikita's knee, before being heaved out of the ring.]
[Back inside the ring, Nikita drills a knee right into Gabriel Reno's forehead, before laying over top of him and forcing the ref she has hauled with her to make the count. Unbeknownst to the referee, she props her feet up on the ropes, gaining unfair leverage over Reno.]
[Just like that, Nikita is awarded the win -- and the Platinum Championship, once more, it seems. With "Burn" by Nine Inch Nails playing, Nikita makes her exit, visibly happy with her sneaky self and the Platinum Championship, which is held tightly in her arms. Meanwhile, "The Creep" looks on, pretty fucking annoyed with the screwjob that has just gone down.]

UPS Boy: Ummm, excuse me, are you COCK?
[COCK looks the boy up and down, and licks his lips in delight.]
COCK: It depends. Who wants to know?
UPS Boy: I have a package here for a Mr. COCK.
[COCK sees the box in his hand, and rips it from the boy's arm. He shreds it to pieces, and opens it up to find a stack of magazines.]
COCK:WHAT IN THE FLYING HAIRY DILDO IS THIS?
[COCK opens the first magazine and looks at it. It has a picture of two bare-breasted women on the front, and it says Lesbian Lust on the cover as well.]
COCK: WHO IN THE BLUE HELL WOULD SEND ME...
[At that moment, out of nowhere, a chair swings into the back of COCK. Held by, none other than Travis Miller, he repeatedly hits COCK with the chair, until he becomes lifeless. Travis said not a word, he just stands there, smiling. He then drops the chair, picks up the box of magazines, and walks into a near-by bathroom.]


[At the chorus of the song he bursts through the curtain, and thrusts his black chair with the words "Press Pass" high up into the air with a grimace spread across his face. He scans the crowd as he stalks down towards the ring, followed by Flaming Youth & Alisha Marcil who walk side by side, confidently. Press reaches the ring and throws his chair in under the bottom rope, hops up on the apron, and enters the ring by swinging his leg up and over the top rope. He knocks his head to the left & right to get out the kinks, and then throws his fists high into the air all the while letting out an animalistic growl. The crowd goes wild as he stalks over to the corner, and nonchalantly leans into it, awaiting for the start of the match.]
[All of a sudden, "Only" by Nine Inch Nails comes alive, nearly calling every single gothic female in the audience to their combat boot-ridden feet. However, long before that can happen, a silver lowrider peeks out from the side of the stage, sending everyone in attendance into confusion.]
[That confusion doesn't last too long.]
[No, before long, the highly recognizable face of Tony Millennia can be seen driving the lowrider, which parks a short distance away from the ramp. Grabbing his World Title from the passenger seat, he opens the driver side door, stepping out to a nice ovation from the fans everywhere.]
[Shorly thereafter, Tony Millennia enters the ring, staring Press down, before handing his World Title belt off to a ring attendant.]
[When the bell rings, the World Champion stares across the ring at his aggressor; the same man who has been attacking him relentlessly for the past few weeks. Hoping to find an opening, he dashes across the ring, hoping to find an opening, only to walk into a big, meaty fist from Press. Fighting back, Tony gets to his feet and slings some lefts and rights at Press; but it's useless, as Press fires back with some punches of his own, finishing them off with some back-elbows that knock Tony into the turnbuckles.]
[The power of Press continues to overshadow Tony's cunning abilities, while Alisha Marcil and Flaming Youth look on from outside of the ring, appreciating what they see. After Tonyclaws at Press' face, however, their expression soon turns gloomy, as the World Champion uses a lowblow to drop Press down onto his knees. From here, Tony is able to hold Press off by kicking him several times, but nevertheless, it isn't enough to completely put him away.]
[Shrugging off some kneelifts from Tony, Press explodes onto his feet, blocks some punches and overhead powerslams Tony. Sending Tony reeling with a big boot to the face, Press stands back, watching as the World Champ can barely stand. Deciding to add more punishment to Tony's already lingering pain, Press applies a front facelock onto Tony, hoists him up into the air via a suplex position and keeps him hoisted up there, showing an impressive amount of strength.]
[With a full burst of speed and energy, Press swings his body around and comes crashing down onto Tony with a suplex into a powerslam. He hooks Tony's right leg, looking for a cover...]
[...But he can only find a two-count.]
[Not liking that thought of only a two, Press becomes a little more aggressive, which, incidentally, has also been happening as the match has been progressing. Lifting Tony up, he goes to Irish-whip him into the ropes and upon Tony's return, Press looks to throw him up into the air with a fallaway slam. However, Tony's plans are completely opposite of what he has in store.]
[Avoiding the throw into the air, Tony chocks Press in the throat with a throat-thrust and brings the big man down with a Russian legsweep. He goes to make the cover, but before he can do anything, Press' bulk is already squirming to safety, shrugging off Tony's attack.]
[Startled, Tony can only rise and watch as Press rises, as well. Applying a headlock, it isn't long until Tony's flat on his back again; thanks to a huge atomic-whip from Press, which jolts a feeling of pain up through Tony's spine. Hovering over Tony, the massive Press watches on, oblivious to the form that is making her way out onto the stage, carrying a blowtorch and a cast-iron prod in her hands.]
[Pacing around the stage and ringside area, Aphrodisia Jordan slowly lets loose some of the flames, using it to hold Flaming Youth and Alisha Marcil at bay. In the meantime, this grabs Press' attention, creating a lapse of concentration on his part. After Press drops Tony on his head with a botched powerbomb -- which gets screwed up because of Aphrodisia's presence -- the referee checks on Tony, allowing for Press to commence going face-to-face with Aphrodisia.]
[His idea is foiled, however, once he goes to exit the ring, she strikes Press across the head with the cast iron prod, knocking him out cold in the center of the ring. Not liking this whatsoever, Flaming Youth goes to attack Aphrodisia; but again, he is held back by the flames from the blowtorch.]
[Turning around, the referee realizes the chaos on the floor, forcing him to go over and check things out, taking his attention away from both of the downed men in the center of the ring. Hopping out onto the floor, the referee persuades Aphrodisia to walk calmly to the back... not noticing that Alisha Marcil has entered the ring behind his back and is rolling Press on top of Tony Millennia.]
[When he finally rids of Aphrodisia, who stands at the entrance, smirking, the referee slides back into the ring, seeing Press cover Tony. With no other choice, he begins his count...]
[Just like that, Press gets the non-title victory over the World Champ; thanks to a flurry of chaotic activity on the floor. Rolling inside of the ring, Alisha congratulates Press, who holds his head, while Flaming Youth looks on, confused.]
[Meanwhile, Aphrodisia stands at the entrance, holding the blowtorch and the prod, which the camera zooms in on even closer. Upon further inspection the text on it reads as follows -- "Aph Owns This". Aphrodisia was obviously trying to brand Press.]

Stryker Graff: Heh. That's good to see.
[Gulping the water down, he flicks off the monitor and walks out of the sight of the camera.]

Chris Carson: Nikita, I--...
[Before he say another word, though, a figure appears from behind the SW logo and wraps a rope around Chris Carson's throat, choking him out. When he's ready, the dark, clouded figure knocks Chris Carson onto his back and drags him off...]


[The first verse of "Jetsetter" by Morningwood kicks in harshly, cranked up to it‘s highest setting possible.]
[Scarlet fireworks explode in chain up to the top of the entrance ramp, where the flames form a ring of fire from which Destiny emeges.]
[She hustles to the ring, sliding in, testing the ropes and motioning for her music to be cut.]
["Passive" by A Perfect Circle hits the PA system as Priest steps out onto the stage, the crowd giving him a mixed reaction. Stopping in the middle of the ramp, Priest glares into the crowd with a sinister smile as the opening guitar riffs start to kick in, the lights in the arena flicker on and off as flaming pyros shoot off. After a couple seconds, Priest twist his neck to crack his spine and heads down the ramp. Once he gets to the ring, he removes his black sunglasses and pretends to toss them into the crowd. Seeing a child walk over to him, he acts like he's going to give the shades to him to him; only to stop short, drop them on the floor and stomp on them, crushing them into pieces. When he feels the time is right, he rolls into the ring, ready for his match.]
[Priest tries to begin the match with a clothesline but Destiny Daniels ducks and brings Priest down with a shoulder toss. Priest quickly scrambles to his feet and Daniels attempts to place him in a headlock for a DDT, but Priest, outweighing Destiny by nearly 200 pounds, merely shoves her away. Priest charges towards her and sets her up for a full nelson slam, bringing her down hard into the mat. Destiny Daniels writhes around on the ground for a moment before Priest yanks her to her feet by her hair only to bring her back down with a swinging neckbreaker. He immediately goes for the pin…]
[Destiny Daniels kicks out just before the 3-count. Priest is frustrated by this and takes a minute to yell at the ref. Destiny Daniels takes full advantage of this as she hustles to her feet and sends her heel into the back of his head with a spinning heel kick. Priest turns around to be met with the Scarlet Strike which places him in a short state of disability, allowing Destiny to gain the upper hand. With Priest on his knees seeming not to move, Destiny rushes to the top turnbuckle and goes for the splash, but Priest barely recovers just in time to see this and catches her mid air, slamming her back down into the mat.]
[With Destiny on the mat once again, he begins shouting less than caring words towards Scar. Angered, Scar leaps onto the ring apron and the two get into a scuffle. Nose to nose, the two shout relentlessly at each other giving Destiny Daniels some time to recover. Finally, Priest throws a fist into Scar’s jaw and just because Scar retaliates, the ref gets in between them to break it up.]
[With his back turned, Destiny goes for a dropkick into Priest’s back, which barely fazes him due to the radical difference in size. Destiny waits, puzzled, on her feet as Priest turns around and rakes her eyes with his fingernails. Destiny Daniels stumbles backwards and is taken down with a spear by Priest. While she’s down, Priest places her in a Dragon Sleeper hold and wrenches back. The ref immediately gets down in front of Destiny who refuses to tap out. Eventually, the ref takes her hand and drops it.]
[He does this again.]
[As he goes for the third and final, Destiny fights it and keeps her hand up. Despite Priest’s best efforts, Destiny pushes to her feet where she wriggles enough out of his grasp to elbow him in the ribs over and over until he lets go. Priest dashes towards the ropes and as he comes bouncing off, Destiny greets him with a boot to the gut, stopping him in his tracks. Again, Destiny goes for the Scarlet Strike, which puts Priest out of service again. She takes the moment to apply the CottonMouth, her variation of the crossface. Priest tries his best to fight it and move towards the ropes but he can’t make it. Priest taps out desperately and the ref calls for the bell, though, Destiny refuses to let go into the ref pries her away and hands her the television title that she retained.]

Corey Page: Hi!
[There stands Sean Graves/Stryker Graff, with a smile on his face.]
Stryker Graff: Do you have it signed?
Corey Page: Huh? Do I have what signed?
Stryker Graff: The contract for the match.
Corey Page: [speaking, while spitting out random flakes of donut] Oh, you mean for the World Title match?!
[Stryker wipes the remnant of spit and donut off his face, while shaking his head in disgust.]
Stryker Graff: Yes.
Corey Page: Oh, then yes. I have it right here.
[Reaching into his right pocket, Corey Page pulls out a sheet of paper and hands it over to Stryker Graff.]
Corey Page: No rules, no count-outs, no... something! It'll be you... versus Tony Millennia, for the World Title, at Assholes & Legends!
Stryker Graff: Heh. That's what I like to hear.
Corey Page: Me too, me too.
[As Stryker Graff turns to walk away, Corey Page heads off into his office.]
Corey Page: Good old Asshole & Legends. Dum dee dum...
[Shutting the door behind himself, he tip-toes over to his desk, walking past a sleeping Betsy the Goat, in the process. Sitting down at his desk, leaning back in his chair, he picks up a piece of paper and scans it, not seeing it there before.]
Corey Page: Hmmm... what's this?
[His eyes buldge and his jaw drops. Slowly, he folds the note up and hides it away... fade out.]

[The arena goes dark and deep blue lights faintly illuminate the arena. "Burn" by Nine Inch Nails erupts over the speakers in the arena.]
[The blue lights flash brightly and then go out, leaving the arena in complete darkness.]
I'm gonna burn this whole world down !
[Whitish blue strobe lights begin flashing to the beat of the song as Nikita steps out onto the stage with the words "The End of the World" flashing on the screen behind her. She looks around the arena before making her way down the ramp. Upon reaching the ring, she slides into under the bottom rope and jumps up, smirking as she cracks her knuckles to prepare for the match.]
[The lights go out and the intro to "Krawling" by Linkin Park begins to play. As the first verse begins, a single spotlight shines down on the stage, revealing the figure of Sean Stryker. Graff begins to make his way down to the ring with that single light leading him down. He slides into the ring and at the moment of the chorus, Stryker climbs up a turnbuckle and the arena lights flash back on as he raises his hands up to a negative response.][Doing the very Nikita thing to do, she clobbers Stryker Graff from behind with the Platinum Championship that she has freshly won back. The ref doesn't like this very much and shouts at Nikita, but there's not too much he can do about it now, except yank the title belt away from her. Not long after, the bell is sounded, while Nikita continues beating down on a dizzy Stryker Graff in the corner.]
[Nikita keeps control of the match for awhile, flinging Stryker Graff from one corner of the ring to the other. When she follows in after she, she successfully lands a splash on him, causing him to fall flat on his face out of the corner. Stretching his arm out at the side of him, Nikita then begins laying knee after knee into his arm, obviously trying to soften it up for her cross arm breaker.]
[Continuing to work over Stryker Graff's arm, she leads him outside at one point. Knocking the top set of steel steps off of the lower portion, she drapes his arm across the steel. Next, she grabs the fallen set of stairs, lifting them over her head and preparing to smash Stryker's arm with them. However, Graff suddenly jolts to life, burying his fist in Nikita's abdomen and causing her to fall backwards -- with the steel steps falling on top of her with a deafening crash.]
[Later on, back inside the ring, Stryker Graff goes on beating down on Nikita, lifting her up so that he can lay her back down with a sitout powerbomb. After this, he tries for a cover.]
[However, Nikita isn't ready to go down, lifting her shoulder up off the mat before the count of three. This doesn't entirely discourage Stryker Graff, though, who lifts her up again, this time holding her up in the air for what looks like a vertical suplex, but which turns out to be a sickening brainbuster. He once more covers her.]
[The count gets nowhere, since the ref is suddenly torn from the ring by none other than Tony Millennia. This obviously infuriates Stryker Graff, who heads over to the ropes to scream down at the World Champion. Although, little does Stryke know, but Millennia has managed to slide a pair of brass knuckles in to Nikita while pulling the ref out. Nikita quietly takes the pair of knucks and slips them on to her hand, before sneaking up behind Stryker Graff.]
[And Stryker Graff goes down, thanks to a pair of brass knuckles being smashed into the back of his neck. Ouch.]
[Conveniently, Tony Millennia directs the ref back to the ring as soon as Nikita locks in "The End." With Graff completely out of it, the ref has no choice but to call for the bell -- and award Nikita the win.]
[As "Burn" by Nine Inch Nails plays, Nikita celebrates her victory. However, her attention is soon stolen by the entrance of Tony Millennia to the ring. From his pocket, Tony removes a pair of handcuffs, which he uses to handcuff Stryker Graff to the top rope.]
[And then he just beats the living fuck out of Stryker with the chair, mercilessly striking him again and again and again. The fans, who don't care too much for Graff, don't even know how to react to this terrible beating, just staring on as the painful thuds continue, right up to the show going off the air.]

Voice: We destroyed them all. We dominated it. We weren’t supposed to fall.
[As the camera adjusts to the light, it closes into the unconscious face of someone very familiar is shown.]
Voice: You destroyed us. You took away what little chance at sanctity that conglomerate had. It was all you, Chris.
[Indeed, the face of the unconscious man is Chris Carson. The camera zooms out to show Carson in something of a crucified position, with steel chains holding him up. Carson’s head is trapped inside a chair, impairing his breathing only slightly.]
Voice: You like retiring those you’re completely jealous of.
[A dark figure emerges from behind the camera and reaches up to slap the face of Chris “The Creep” Carson, which forces the legend to snap out of his unconscious state and into one of sheer confused panic. The Creep sees his attacker and his eyes slowly begin to widen in terror. However, this expression only lasts for a second. Using all of his mental strength, Carson contorts his face to feign a look of unwavering resolve.]
Chris Carson: You…
[Carson doesn’t get a chance to finish. His kidnapper forces the chair completely against his throat, as the look of panic returns to Chris Carson’s face.]
Dark Figure: There we go, Chris. That seems a lot more like you truly are. Alone, afraid, utterly powerless to do anything about the situation you’re in. I guess it’s kind of funny when you look at it from my perspective… but then again, I’m not the sanest individual.
[A few more seconds of pressure force Carson back into deep unconsciousness. The dark figure chuckles slightly, allows the chair to drop out of his hands, and turns to the camera.]
Dark Figure: Stay tuned...
[With that he turns back to Chris Carson and throws a black cloth over his head, clearly marked with the number 1. Then the camera feed cuts.]