Name: Stephanie Swing
Birthday: 2/27/1979
Hometown: Chicago, IL
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 135lbs
Style: Aggressively High Risk/Opportunisitic
Finisher: (1) The Last Dance, (2) Go to Fuck, (3) Five Star of David
Finisher Description: (1) Super Kick, (2) A top rope Go to Sleep, (3) Five Star Frog Splash w/yamaka

Trademark Moves:
* Asai moonsault
* Swinging neckbreaker
* Baseball slide hurricanrana
* Top rope diving tornado DDT
* Red mist to the eyes
* Kicks to a seated opponents face and back
* Seated corner dropkick to the face
* Springboard moonsault, dropkick, shooting star press, etc.
* Hurricanrana into Facebuster
* Johnny Cage low blow
* Shining Wizard
* Snap powerbomb w/bridge pin
* Jumping cradle piledriver
* Brainbuster suplex
* 450 splash
* Running hot shot

# The Twist: swanton bomb
# Dancing Toe Hold: spinning toe hold w/dance moves
# Stevie Night Fever: standing headsiscors into a standing armbar
# The Time Warp: a standing moonsault followed by a standing shooting star press
# Dance Epidemic: Either a springboard leg drop or hurricanrana, depending on if the opponent is standing or lying down. Rather than going for the pinfall, Stevie dances. Popular dance moves: The Carlton Dance, The Humpty Dance, The Roger Rabbit, The Hammer Dance, breakdancing, anything old and outdated
# Imitation is Not Flattery: The Morgasm
# Cherchez La Femme: Shooting star leg drop
# Cosmic Slop - Vertebreaker

Picture Base: Sarah Silverman
Appearance: Stevie Swing is most often seen in unassuming outfits; pants and t-shirts, maybe a skirt if the weather calls for it. She's pale-skinned due to her lack of exposure to the sun, black haired and big nosed due to her Jewishness, and has a smile that has warmed the hearts of millions. In the ring she wears plain-ish but skintight black tights that her mother doesn't approve, a tank top, and moon boots. She keeps her hair loose.
Gimmick/Biography: Stevie Swing, the Dancing Queen of Sin Wrestling, is a disco loving, chick licking Jewish princess from Chicago who just so happens to be dangerous in the squared circle. The current World Champion got to her station in life by stabbing friend and object of desire Morgana in the back, dressing up as a shitty wrestler, and shocking the world in a ladder match. Since then, Stevie has stopped at nothing to cling to her title, taking whatever opportunities come her way in an effort to retain the belt that she felt should have been her's sooner. Even though she's made it to the top of her industry, even though she's reached her goals, Stevie's a bit bitter because of what she perceives as a lack of respect from her peers. The way she sees it, the only way to get that respect is to beat the woman who many see as her Kryptonite: Morgana, the ex-champion. Swing will not rest until her mission is accomplished and the battleship booked for her victory speech.
Entrance:
The arena plunges into complete darkness, sending the fans at ringside into a total frenzy. Some flip open their cell phones, others hold their lighters up, all trying to get a glimpse of what’s going on. After about a minute of total black, a simple drums-and-claps loop kicks in over the house speakers. Some fans start to clap along, but this stops quickly, as a giant, fiber-optics-and-glass vagina descends from the ceiling, emitting flashes of blinding white light to the beat. When the vagina finally touches down, the lights die again, causing the crowd to boo. They’re quickly drowned out by the opening lines from Justice’s “D.A.N.C.E.,” which is so loud that it echos. <center><h2>Do the D.A.N.C.E 1234, fight! Stick to the B.E.A.T Get ready to ignite You were such a P.Y.T Catching all the lights Just easy as A.B.C That's how we make it right Do the D.A.N.C.E Stick to the B.E.A.T Just easy as A.B.C .</h2></center> The music cuts out and the vagina lights up again, revealing a rather long-legged silhouette. Knowing who this is, the fans continue to boo… <center><img src="http://i.imagehost.org/0205/thewayyoumoveisamystery.jpg"></img></center> <center><h2>DO THE DANCE! DO THE DANCE!</h2></center> With those six words, the lips of the glass vagina part. Out bursts Stevie Swing, wearing an opulent ring jacket, flanked by Horatio Q. and the Department of H.A.R.M.: Illegally Blonde, Porkins, Generic Heel, and CAPS LOCK. If Stevie is aware of the absolute hate the fans have for her, she doesn’t show it, as she slowly makes her way to the ring, Horatio Q. whispering sweet nothings in her ear as the lights strobe. The Department of H.A.R.M. lift Stevie onto the ring apron, where she strikes a dramatic pose before flipping backwards into the ring, her hair and outfit unfazed. A spotlight shines down on Stevie as “D.A.N.C.E.” hits its bridge: <center><h2>Under the spotlights Neither black nor white It doesn’t matter Do the dance! Do the dance! </h2></center> As the song repeats itself, Stevie casually dances a bit, shimmying her way out of her ring robe, revealing the equally elaborate leotard underneath. As the robe falls to the mat, Horatio Q. barks orders at the Department of H.A.R.M., which sends Generic Heel and Porkins scrambling to pick up Stevie’s ring robe. Stevie takes off her sunglasses and hands those to CAPS LOCK, who guards them with his life as the Department of H.A.R.M. leave with Stevie’s things, leaving her and Horatio Q. to discuss strategy as Stevie warms up for the upcoming match.